fat fuckin sheep
@jaylen3.bsky.social
the reject batch from my instagram notes
Each blank blanker than the last blank
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Each blank blanker than the last blank
Car windows with thermal vision for nighttime driving
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Car windows with thermal vision for nighttime driving
Anytime someone mentions using chatgpt to do something I turn physically gray. The more I love them the grayer I turn. Like the shade of gray of the manufactured krabby patties
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Anytime someone mentions using chatgpt to do something I turn physically gray. The more I love them the grayer I turn. Like the shade of gray of the manufactured krabby patties
If I was in charge of the music at a sports game I'm playing jazz the whole time. None of that I can make your hands clap horsehit
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If I was in charge of the music at a sports game I'm playing jazz the whole time. None of that I can make your hands clap horsehit
"None of you has ever seen a dead donkey" - Clint Stevens
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"None of you has ever seen a dead donkey" - Clint Stevens
I hate kalshi I do not care what they have to say please stop accepting their money for promotions
October 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I hate kalshi I do not care what they have to say please stop accepting their money for promotions
Same with getting your lawn care business shut down by the cops. Buy a weed wacker and a tripod it's free money guys you can just make up the cops part
October 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Same with getting your lawn care business shut down by the cops. Buy a weed wacker and a tripod it's free money guys you can just make up the cops part
pretty good numbers on Instagram for HOA ragebait. Just make up some story about your HOA while you assemble some bullshit on screen to "stick it to the establishment" while meta stock just keeps going up
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
pretty good numbers on Instagram for HOA ragebait. Just make up some story about your HOA while you assemble some bullshit on screen to "stick it to the establishment" while meta stock just keeps going up
Hey coursera what if the next step in my career was actually me skipping your shitty ad
May 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hey coursera what if the next step in my career was actually me skipping your shitty ad
Looking back on my posts and boy do I like to complain. Hell this post is pretty much just me complaining about the fact that I complain. We could do this all day
April 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Looking back on my posts and boy do I like to complain. Hell this post is pretty much just me complaining about the fact that I complain. We could do this all day
I hate a profile picture that's just some dudes face on a mono chromatic background
February 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I hate a profile picture that's just some dudes face on a mono chromatic background
Ordering bouquets off of doordash and I've gotten 7 dudes in a row this isn't going to plan
February 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ordering bouquets off of doordash and I've gotten 7 dudes in a row this isn't going to plan
Apparently there's microplastics in peoples balls now Not mine tho I wouldn't put em there like you freaks
February 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Apparently there's microplastics in peoples balls now Not mine tho I wouldn't put em there like you freaks
Clint you idiot! Do a long jump!
February 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Clint you idiot! Do a long jump!
ram 1500 is a bad name. 1500 is not a cool number. A truck like that needs a name that makes my balls tingle a little bit
February 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
ram 1500 is a bad name. 1500 is not a cool number. A truck like that needs a name that makes my balls tingle a little bit
open instagram
wait for popular account to post
comment the joke nearly verbatim
one billion likes
wait for popular account to post
comment the joke nearly verbatim
one billion likes
February 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
open instagram
wait for popular account to post
comment the joke nearly verbatim
one billion likes
wait for popular account to post
comment the joke nearly verbatim
one billion likes
Don't feel like all of your actions hold some sort of righteousness
January 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Don't feel like all of your actions hold some sort of righteousness
this is NOT how I feel about alamy stock photo
January 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this is NOT how I feel about alamy stock photo
Sitting on top of the dryer with my legs in the washer
January 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sitting on top of the dryer with my legs in the washer
This right here my new modern jam
January 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This right here my new modern jam
The climate has been changing and soon it's gonna change more
January 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The climate has been changing and soon it's gonna change more
I hate when YouTube opens to shorts I DONT WANNA HEAR NEW DONK CITY DAYTIME THEME
January 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I hate when YouTube opens to shorts I DONT WANNA HEAR NEW DONK CITY DAYTIME THEME
In about 3 years holla at me Miley Cyrus
January 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In about 3 years holla at me Miley Cyrus