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@jaylender.bsky.social
Storyboarder/Writer/Director of SpongeBob SquarePants, Hey Arnold, Phineas and Ferb, the graphic novel Duster, and the live action movie They're Watching.
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Where no one has slid before…
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Where no one has slid before…
NOBODY'S good at foreshortening right off the bat! Hell, I can barely do it now...
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
NOBODY'S good at foreshortening right off the bat! Hell, I can barely do it now...
It had its heart in the right place… but the torturing-a-human-torso-in-the-lecture-hall scene kinda gave away the farm. He was going to deserve whatever he got, and he hadn't even made the creature yet! After that there was a lot of toe tapping for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It had its heart in the right place… but the torturing-a-human-torso-in-the-lecture-hall scene kinda gave away the farm. He was going to deserve whatever he got, and he hadn't even made the creature yet! After that there was a lot of toe tapping for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yes, I am shaming you all. Shame! SHAME!!
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yes, I am shaming you all. Shame! SHAME!!
Refinements to the experience aren't splashy enough to win converts, and they can't be used to sell you new hardware. They've got to churn if they want profits to keep rising somehow, and they do. Infinite money is the goal. INFINITE!
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Refinements to the experience aren't splashy enough to win converts, and they can't be used to sell you new hardware. They've got to churn if they want profits to keep rising somehow, and they do. Infinite money is the goal. INFINITE!
“Siri, what should I say to Tom now? Convey gravitas, but make it witty and warm.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
“Siri, what should I say to Tom now? Convey gravitas, but make it witty and warm.”
Lord help the dummies who give the French any reason for collective action...
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Lord help the dummies who give the French any reason for collective action...
No, no… thank YOU! This project looks fantastic—I can’t wait to see it.✊
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
No, no… thank YOU! This project looks fantastic—I can’t wait to see it.✊
That's like saying if I don't want to drive a Tesla I have to ride a pogo stick. Seems like a bit more granular control would be useful.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That's like saying if I don't want to drive a Tesla I have to ride a pogo stick. Seems like a bit more granular control would be useful.
"We haven't even started killing Jews yet" is a hell of a position to take. Like we jumped the starter's pistol...
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"We haven't even started killing Jews yet" is a hell of a position to take. Like we jumped the starter's pistol...