Jono French
@jaypeeff.bsky.social
iOS developer, CBM64. Love The National and lots of other eclectic music, my R52 Mini Cooper Rag Top. Photography, Liverpool FC YNWA. Sarcastic. Arthritic. Generally found in either Andalusia or Bulgaria #FBPE.
GitHub: https://github.com/JonoFrench
GitHub: https://github.com/JonoFrench
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Bollocks to vibe coding, what I’ve realised from my hospital room here is all that’s missing is a notepad and pen.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Bollocks to vibe coding, what I’ve realised from my hospital room here is all that’s missing is a notepad and pen.
Starting 7th week in hospital, apparently here for at least another 3 months, getting mobile now on the zimmer. need a desk and chair so I can work comfortably ish. How do you crowdfund £170 to get the ones I've found at #IKEA
#NHS #NeedAJob #iOSDev #NotWellATM
#NHS #NeedAJob #iOSDev #NotWellATM
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Starting 7th week in hospital, apparently here for at least another 3 months, getting mobile now on the zimmer. need a desk and chair so I can work comfortably ish. How do you crowdfund £170 to get the ones I've found at #IKEA
#NHS #NeedAJob #iOSDev #NotWellATM
#NHS #NeedAJob #iOSDev #NotWellATM
I’ve been moved again, this time to a new hospital in Newton Le Willows, it’s a physio rehab ward to sort the broken leg out. Got some natty new pj’s too.
#NHS
#ImNotWellATM
#NHS
#ImNotWellATM
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’ve been moved again, this time to a new hospital in Newton Le Willows, it’s a physio rehab ward to sort the broken leg out. Got some natty new pj’s too.
#NHS
#ImNotWellATM
#NHS
#ImNotWellATM
Reposted by Jono French
On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.
a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
ALT: a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
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November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Xmas is coming and I’ve plenty of spare time in my hospital bed so I thought I’d review some mince pies. First up are Asdas Joyous mince pies…. Filled ok but only warmly spiced with a thick shortcrust pastry that’s a bit claggy.
Hopefully the next box will come from Waitrose or M&S hohoho 🎅
Hopefully the next box will come from Waitrose or M&S hohoho 🎅
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Xmas is coming and I’ve plenty of spare time in my hospital bed so I thought I’d review some mince pies. First up are Asdas Joyous mince pies…. Filled ok but only warmly spiced with a thick shortcrust pastry that’s a bit claggy.
Hopefully the next box will come from Waitrose or M&S hohoho 🎅
Hopefully the next box will come from Waitrose or M&S hohoho 🎅
Long term hospital stay. Yeah 3am and I’m on Google maps looking at the menu of a Chinese takeaway half a mile away salivating over Wonton soup and sweet n sour chicken balls.
#Salt&VinegarChippy
#NHS
#Liverpool
#YNWA
#Salt&VinegarChippy
#NHS
#Liverpool
#YNWA
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Long term hospital stay. Yeah 3am and I’m on Google maps looking at the menu of a Chinese takeaway half a mile away salivating over Wonton soup and sweet n sour chicken balls.
#Salt&VinegarChippy
#NHS
#Liverpool
#YNWA
#Salt&VinegarChippy
#NHS
#Liverpool
#YNWA
So bed bound in hospital week 3.
Who needs some iOS dev/support done? New MBP and an enough to cover my expenses is all I need. This would really help at the moment, please share, follow, advise, employ as you can.
Thx J.
#YNWA
Who needs some iOS dev/support done? New MBP and an enough to cover my expenses is all I need. This would really help at the moment, please share, follow, advise, employ as you can.
Thx J.
#YNWA
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So bed bound in hospital week 3.
Who needs some iOS dev/support done? New MBP and an enough to cover my expenses is all I need. This would really help at the moment, please share, follow, advise, employ as you can.
Thx J.
#YNWA
Who needs some iOS dev/support done? New MBP and an enough to cover my expenses is all I need. This would really help at the moment, please share, follow, advise, employ as you can.
Thx J.
#YNWA
Im back in Liverpool cos I wasn’t feeling well. Now after going straight to A&E at Whiston they transferred me last night to University Liverpool Hospital where I’m on and being looked after well. I may be here for sometime though…. #YNWA
October 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Im back in Liverpool cos I wasn’t feeling well. Now after going straight to A&E at Whiston they transferred me last night to University Liverpool Hospital where I’m on and being looked after well. I may be here for sometime though…. #YNWA
Reposted by Jono French
I tried to share this on Insta, but, weirdly, it's not there. Every other song on the album is.
It's a song about peace.
It's a song about peace.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I tried to share this on Insta, but, weirdly, it's not there. Every other song on the album is.
It's a song about peace.
It's a song about peace.
Even I’m up early today on account of a left ankle that’s agony. Tea n painkillers #FuckArthritis
September 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Even I’m up early today on account of a left ankle that’s agony. Tea n painkillers #FuckArthritis
So all my stuff arrived today. No way the van can get outside my house here, so 10 trips like this to shuttle it all there. And it was hot… #Andalucia Whoever said Minis where impractical 😂
August 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
So all my stuff arrived today. No way the van can get outside my house here, so 10 trips like this to shuttle it all there. And it was hot… #Andalucia Whoever said Minis where impractical 😂
Not falling asleep at night. Sod counting sheep.
It’s teeth tapping and time signatures, got a nice swung 4/4 with some triplet fills down.
Now we’re onto weird time signatures. Think I’ve covered every prog rock song by now 😂💤😴💤
It’s teeth tapping and time signatures, got a nice swung 4/4 with some triplet fills down.
Now we’re onto weird time signatures. Think I’ve covered every prog rock song by now 😂💤😴💤
August 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Not falling asleep at night. Sod counting sheep.
It’s teeth tapping and time signatures, got a nice swung 4/4 with some triplet fills down.
Now we’re onto weird time signatures. Think I’ve covered every prog rock song by now 😂💤😴💤
It’s teeth tapping and time signatures, got a nice swung 4/4 with some triplet fills down.
Now we’re onto weird time signatures. Think I’ve covered every prog rock song by now 😂💤😴💤
Had an interview last Tuesday. Agent very communicative etc, call me Friday he said. Now COP Tuesday and have I heard anything? No. Fucking useless.
I give up. I've had all my ducks lined up for the past year apart from work, which is quite frankly important. So starving to death by the weekend...
I give up. I've had all my ducks lined up for the past year apart from work, which is quite frankly important. So starving to death by the weekend...
July 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Had an interview last Tuesday. Agent very communicative etc, call me Friday he said. Now COP Tuesday and have I heard anything? No. Fucking useless.
I give up. I've had all my ducks lined up for the past year apart from work, which is quite frankly important. So starving to death by the weekend...
I give up. I've had all my ducks lined up for the past year apart from work, which is quite frankly important. So starving to death by the weekend...
So another job rejection.
Getting to the point where there is no point to my existence if I can't support it. 🤷♂️
Getting to the point where there is no point to my existence if I can't support it. 🤷♂️
July 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
So another job rejection.
Getting to the point where there is no point to my existence if I can't support it. 🤷♂️
Getting to the point where there is no point to my existence if I can't support it. 🤷♂️
Rod Stewart at #Glastonbury absolutely fantastic when he fucks off and lets the girls sing!
June 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Rod Stewart at #Glastonbury absolutely fantastic when he fucks off and lets the girls sing!
As much as I like Neil Young I’m not convinced of this headline performance. Plus the sound on the BBC is shite. #Glastonbury
June 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
As much as I like Neil Young I’m not convinced of this headline performance. Plus the sound on the BBC is shite. #Glastonbury