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Jay
@jayreallyplays.bsky.social
Certified Uggo | Musician | Ruler of Jaymerica™ | Depression's Lowly Whipping Boy
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I figured I’d share this here, too, since so many of you have ditched the ‘Gram and the Twitler …

This costume was a lot of work, but I think it turned out pretty good!
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
June 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
As a kid, I always wanted to be a dinosaur someday.

This isn’t what I meant.

#InMy40s
May 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood 🤖
March 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I have cancelled my guitar order. It’s likely going to be months before they have them in stock again. When they have them, I’ll likely revisit it, and probably order again.

In the meantime, though, I’d rather use that money for that V I’m planning to buy next month.
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
March 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thank you, George. You’ll be missed greatly.

#RIPGeorgeLowe
March 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Fuuuuuuuck 🤣

Yesterday, it was coming months early. Today it’s “We’re sorry, we don’t have them yet, and we don’t know when they’re coming”.

If I didn’t want this guitar so very badly, I wouldn’t wait, but it’s fun and I genuinely like the company, sooo …. we wait.
February 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
By the end of the year. Probably in a few months!
February 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Next week. It’s going to be here months ahead of schedule 🥳
February 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you see this, post a robot.
February 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
February 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s going to arrive later than I was hoping 😔
February 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
😂
February 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
February 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Will it be amazing? My skepticism knows no bounds.

Still, it’s my civic duty.
January 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
To increase my wind resistance. Otherwise I’d be too fast!

Nobody wants a Jay running around at high velocity all the time. People would panic.

And don’t even get me started on the “Where are his PANTS?!” crowd. Buncha’ facists.
January 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Who’s going to buy this for me? 🥺
January 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
December 13, 2024 at 10:25 PM
At least he’s having fun?
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I can’t find a gif of this in Discord.

#KlingonNippleSticks
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I’d rather have Dr. Nick than Dr. Oz.
November 20, 2024 at 12:12 AM
What do I name her, friends?
November 18, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Well, Netflix, this isn't a good sign for someone who's trying to reactivate his account after quite some time away.

Hope you get it figured out soon, or I'll stay moved-on.
November 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM