Jason Slavik
@jayslavik.bsky.social
A 🏳️🌈 Midwesterner's adventures living on the east coast
Dear Void,
As 2026 dawns I remind myself that, less than 10,000 people are responsible for the hellscape that we find ourselves and will be the cause of the extinction of all 8,000,000,000 of us.
Happy New Year
As 2026 dawns I remind myself that, less than 10,000 people are responsible for the hellscape that we find ourselves and will be the cause of the extinction of all 8,000,000,000 of us.
Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Dear Void,
As 2026 dawns I remind myself that, less than 10,000 people are responsible for the hellscape that we find ourselves and will be the cause of the extinction of all 8,000,000,000 of us.
Happy New Year
As 2026 dawns I remind myself that, less than 10,000 people are responsible for the hellscape that we find ourselves and will be the cause of the extinction of all 8,000,000,000 of us.
Happy New Year
Dear Void,
Great and wonderful news,
An old decrepit izaN died today
Huzzah!
Great and wonderful news,
An old decrepit izaN died today
Huzzah!
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dear Void,
Great and wonderful news,
An old decrepit izaN died today
Huzzah!
Great and wonderful news,
An old decrepit izaN died today
Huzzah!
Dear Void,
My love of C-drama has me playing a game of counting cliches, like how many times the main couple tripped/fall "accidentally" into a kiss
My love of C-drama has me playing a game of counting cliches, like how many times the main couple tripped/fall "accidentally" into a kiss
October 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Dear Void,
My love of C-drama has me playing a game of counting cliches, like how many times the main couple tripped/fall "accidentally" into a kiss
My love of C-drama has me playing a game of counting cliches, like how many times the main couple tripped/fall "accidentally" into a kiss
Dear Void,
Please not Dolly, she's the last ray of American goodness that exists
Please not Dolly, she's the last ray of American goodness that exists
October 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Dear Void,
Please not Dolly, she's the last ray of American goodness that exists
Please not Dolly, she's the last ray of American goodness that exists
Dear Void,
I have recently discovered that Chaka Khan does meditation tick tocks, it's a small glimmer of good and I'll take it.
I have recently discovered that Chaka Khan does meditation tick tocks, it's a small glimmer of good and I'll take it.
October 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dear Void,
I have recently discovered that Chaka Khan does meditation tick tocks, it's a small glimmer of good and I'll take it.
I have recently discovered that Chaka Khan does meditation tick tocks, it's a small glimmer of good and I'll take it.
Dear Void,
Italy went fascist, America went Fascist, and now Japan has gone Fascist 🙄 so glad humanity won't survive long enough to do this shit cycle another go around
Italy went fascist, America went Fascist, and now Japan has gone Fascist 🙄 so glad humanity won't survive long enough to do this shit cycle another go around
October 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Dear Void,
Italy went fascist, America went Fascist, and now Japan has gone Fascist 🙄 so glad humanity won't survive long enough to do this shit cycle another go around
Italy went fascist, America went Fascist, and now Japan has gone Fascist 🙄 so glad humanity won't survive long enough to do this shit cycle another go around
Dear Void,
Who the fuck sends a confirmation Text, to a 73yo schizophrenic with early onset dementia... seriously, WTAF patient transport?🙄
Who the fuck sends a confirmation Text, to a 73yo schizophrenic with early onset dementia... seriously, WTAF patient transport?🙄
October 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dear Void,
Who the fuck sends a confirmation Text, to a 73yo schizophrenic with early onset dementia... seriously, WTAF patient transport?🙄
Who the fuck sends a confirmation Text, to a 73yo schizophrenic with early onset dementia... seriously, WTAF patient transport?🙄
Dear Void,
Today I am reminded of The Great Disappointment of 1844.
No reason
Today I am reminded of The Great Disappointment of 1844.
No reason
September 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Dear Void,
Today I am reminded of The Great Disappointment of 1844.
No reason
Today I am reminded of The Great Disappointment of 1844.
No reason
Dear Void,
So is it on the 23rd or the 24th? Speaking as a Dead Again Catholic, it'd be nice if the silly Protestants would at least agree on the date of their heresy.
So is it on the 23rd or the 24th? Speaking as a Dead Again Catholic, it'd be nice if the silly Protestants would at least agree on the date of their heresy.
September 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Dear Void,
So is it on the 23rd or the 24th? Speaking as a Dead Again Catholic, it'd be nice if the silly Protestants would at least agree on the date of their heresy.
So is it on the 23rd or the 24th? Speaking as a Dead Again Catholic, it'd be nice if the silly Protestants would at least agree on the date of their heresy.
Dear Void,
I've lost count at the number of "rapture" dates I've loved through, as a Dead Again Catholic I'm always entertained by these silly Protestants and their heathen ways
I've lost count at the number of "rapture" dates I've loved through, as a Dead Again Catholic I'm always entertained by these silly Protestants and their heathen ways
September 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Dear Void,
I've lost count at the number of "rapture" dates I've loved through, as a Dead Again Catholic I'm always entertained by these silly Protestants and their heathen ways
I've lost count at the number of "rapture" dates I've loved through, as a Dead Again Catholic I'm always entertained by these silly Protestants and their heathen ways
Dear Void,
As I watch the news about the izaN being pewpewed, I remembered a story from the 1930's, Horst Wessel and how a convenient death can be turned to an advantage
As I watch the news about the izaN being pewpewed, I remembered a story from the 1930's, Horst Wessel and how a convenient death can be turned to an advantage
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Dear Void,
As I watch the news about the izaN being pewpewed, I remembered a story from the 1930's, Horst Wessel and how a convenient death can be turned to an advantage
As I watch the news about the izaN being pewpewed, I remembered a story from the 1930's, Horst Wessel and how a convenient death can be turned to an advantage
Dear Void,
Has anyone seen The Death Of Stalin? Or Weekend At Bernie's?
I feel like this should be a double feature to watch... Soon... No reason
Has anyone seen The Death Of Stalin? Or Weekend At Bernie's?
I feel like this should be a double feature to watch... Soon... No reason
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Dear Void,
Has anyone seen The Death Of Stalin? Or Weekend At Bernie's?
I feel like this should be a double feature to watch... Soon... No reason
Has anyone seen The Death Of Stalin? Or Weekend At Bernie's?
I feel like this should be a double feature to watch... Soon... No reason
Dear Void,
If they are stupid enough to pickpocket a person who is obviously from a country with highly mentally abused, repressed, and violently unstable populace, then they deserve the ass beating
If they are stupid enough to pickpocket a person who is obviously from a country with highly mentally abused, repressed, and violently unstable populace, then they deserve the ass beating
August 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Dear Void,
If they are stupid enough to pickpocket a person who is obviously from a country with highly mentally abused, repressed, and violently unstable populace, then they deserve the ass beating
If they are stupid enough to pickpocket a person who is obviously from a country with highly mentally abused, repressed, and violently unstable populace, then they deserve the ass beating
Dear Void,
Washington D.C. has fallen to hostile occupation forces.
Washington D.C. has fallen to hostile occupation forces.
August 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Dear Void,
Washington D.C. has fallen to hostile occupation forces.
Washington D.C. has fallen to hostile occupation forces.
Dear Void,
I think the only time I'll ever have control of my life is when I decide to end it
I think the only time I'll ever have control of my life is when I decide to end it
August 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Dear Void,
I think the only time I'll ever have control of my life is when I decide to end it
I think the only time I'll ever have control of my life is when I decide to end it
Dear Void,
I have been broken for so long, I wouldn't recognize what being repaired would even look like. Was I ever not broken?
I have been broken for so long, I wouldn't recognize what being repaired would even look like. Was I ever not broken?
July 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dear Void,
I have been broken for so long, I wouldn't recognize what being repaired would even look like. Was I ever not broken?
I have been broken for so long, I wouldn't recognize what being repaired would even look like. Was I ever not broken?
Dear Void,
May the spirits of John Brown and Woody Guthry embolden Matt and Trey
May the spirits of John Brown and Woody Guthry embolden Matt and Trey
July 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dear Void,
May the spirits of John Brown and Woody Guthry embolden Matt and Trey
May the spirits of John Brown and Woody Guthry embolden Matt and Trey
Dear Void,
Today I heard the United States referred to as an "Open Air Psych Ward" and yeah I get it
Today I heard the United States referred to as an "Open Air Psych Ward" and yeah I get it
July 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dear Void,
Today I heard the United States referred to as an "Open Air Psych Ward" and yeah I get it
Today I heard the United States referred to as an "Open Air Psych Ward" and yeah I get it
Dear Void,
Is it normal to go from "I wish I could save humankind" to "I wish to live just long enough to see Humanities extinction" a dozen times a day?
Is it normal to go from "I wish I could save humankind" to "I wish to live just long enough to see Humanities extinction" a dozen times a day?
July 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dear Void,
Is it normal to go from "I wish I could save humankind" to "I wish to live just long enough to see Humanities extinction" a dozen times a day?
Is it normal to go from "I wish I could save humankind" to "I wish to live just long enough to see Humanities extinction" a dozen times a day?
Dear Void,
When doing the lawn, it's best to stop and drink some water when the suicidal thoughts start to bubble up
When doing the lawn, it's best to stop and drink some water when the suicidal thoughts start to bubble up
July 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Dear Void,
When doing the lawn, it's best to stop and drink some water when the suicidal thoughts start to bubble up
When doing the lawn, it's best to stop and drink some water when the suicidal thoughts start to bubble up
Dear Void,
Just saw the best post,
The U.S. version of the Nuremberg defense will be "I couldn't read"
Just saw the best post,
The U.S. version of the Nuremberg defense will be "I couldn't read"
July 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Dear Void,
Just saw the best post,
The U.S. version of the Nuremberg defense will be "I couldn't read"
Just saw the best post,
The U.S. version of the Nuremberg defense will be "I couldn't read"
Dear Void,
I get to start singing "I Was Right" and chanting "I Told You So" now, and I'm going to, a lot, like I'm going to make it weird...er
I get to start singing "I Was Right" and chanting "I Told You So" now, and I'm going to, a lot, like I'm going to make it weird...er
July 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dear Void,
I get to start singing "I Was Right" and chanting "I Told You So" now, and I'm going to, a lot, like I'm going to make it weird...er
I get to start singing "I Was Right" and chanting "I Told You So" now, and I'm going to, a lot, like I'm going to make it weird...er
Dear Void,
You know the only reason I'm still alive is because I have 3 cats to take care of. Otherwise I generally regret surviving
You know the only reason I'm still alive is because I have 3 cats to take care of. Otherwise I generally regret surviving
June 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Dear Void,
You know the only reason I'm still alive is because I have 3 cats to take care of. Otherwise I generally regret surviving
You know the only reason I'm still alive is because I have 3 cats to take care of. Otherwise I generally regret surviving