Jayson Cardwell
jaysoncardwell.bsky.social
Jayson Cardwell
@jaysoncardwell.bsky.social
Prospective Chaplain. Seminary student (Bethel Sem). Coffee Lover (addict).Ice Cream Enthusiast. Perpetually tired. Disabled Veteran. Husband. Father. Prolific user of unnecessary periods. Strong opinions on immaterial issues.
Hegseth's newly issued government phone.

This one comes pre-loaded with the 'Abc' app and the encrypted 'Shapes' to ensure secure transmission of totally not war plan or attack plan data to the "cool kids" chat group.
March 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
BREAKING: In light of the recent disclosures of sensitive materials over Signal the WH has unveiled a new, more secure network for communication of national security secrets, behold STRING:
March 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM