Jay Cooper
jaythebeeguy.bsky.social
Jay Cooper
@jaythebeeguy.bsky.social
Look, I don't mean to frustrate, but I
Always make the same mistakes, yeah I
Always make the same mistakes 'cause
I'm bad at not sliding into fascism

(ooh-ooh)
February 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want UGM-133 Trident II submarine-launched ballistic missile nuclear warheads?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more"
December 16, 2024 at 9:15 PM
A bunch of my friends right now . . .
December 1, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Not sure how it’s the last one, because that’s goddamn terrifying. 😒
December 1, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Frosty’s got it going on . . .
December 1, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Mmm, the Blood of Christ Oreos are back in season.
December 1, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Anyone else feel like sliding down a garbage chute into a nice, cozy trash compactor on the detention level today?
November 23, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Moon halo.
November 23, 2024 at 6:50 AM