JayUK
@jayuk1984.bsky.social
Just don’t do what Reform are doing with the recycling of MPs from dead parties.
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Just don’t do what Reform are doing with the recycling of MPs from dead parties.
Your parents, on the other hand….
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Your parents, on the other hand….
Doesn’t Badenoch literally have a diastema?
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Doesn’t Badenoch literally have a diastema?
Absolutely. The funniest one being Amanda. She not only voted week after week for Jade who is a faithful but also became best friends with Rachael who is a Traitor. Well done DIC.
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Absolutely. The funniest one being Amanda. She not only voted week after week for Jade who is a faithful but also became best friends with Rachael who is a Traitor. Well done DIC.
What was she doing, like 2 mph?
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
What was she doing, like 2 mph?
All the political damage with none of the supposed gains. This party is awful.
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
All the political damage with none of the supposed gains. This party is awful.
I need someone to explain why both
a) Brexit being a net negative is now as clear as the nose on your face.
b) The man who pushed for Brexit is the most likely to be Prime Minister next year.
a) Brexit being a net negative is now as clear as the nose on your face.
b) The man who pushed for Brexit is the most likely to be Prime Minister next year.
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I need someone to explain why both
a) Brexit being a net negative is now as clear as the nose on your face.
b) The man who pushed for Brexit is the most likely to be Prime Minister next year.
a) Brexit being a net negative is now as clear as the nose on your face.
b) The man who pushed for Brexit is the most likely to be Prime Minister next year.
Did you smoke that joint backwards?
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Did you smoke that joint backwards?
“Arthur’s got plenty”
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“Arthur’s got plenty”
Because they’re also racists.
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Because they’re also racists.
There’ll be internal fighting between her and Farage over who can fuck the most people.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There’ll be internal fighting between her and Farage over who can fuck the most people.
Well. Mine are because it’s me. Just been laid off.
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Well. Mine are because it’s me. Just been laid off.
So I have to handle my trolly of shopping 4 times before I’ve even left the shop? Nah, you’re alright mate.
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
So I have to handle my trolly of shopping 4 times before I’ve even left the shop? Nah, you’re alright mate.
Drone displays is where we’re headed I think.
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Drone displays is where we’re headed I think.
I want to see reruns of Ask the Family. Purely for its Googlebox riffing factor.
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I want to see reruns of Ask the Family. Purely for its Googlebox riffing factor.
Right. But it’s peaked at the top of the charts.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Right. But it’s peaked at the top of the charts.
And this is the bloody problem. For years, people like me have been encouraged to use my vote to keep someone else out of power. I’m sick of voting against something. I want to vote FOR something. Reform voters aren’t voting against Labour. They’re voting FOR Reform.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
And this is the bloody problem. For years, people like me have been encouraged to use my vote to keep someone else out of power. I’m sick of voting against something. I want to vote FOR something. Reform voters aren’t voting against Labour. They’re voting FOR Reform.
Are Labour haemorrhaging votes to Reform though? If they are, I think the calculation might be “We’ll get them back and the Labour base will never vote for a third party in the presence of a threat of Reform”.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Are Labour haemorrhaging votes to Reform though? If they are, I think the calculation might be “We’ll get them back and the Labour base will never vote for a third party in the presence of a threat of Reform”.
Now all they need to do is appeal to actual voters.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Now all they need to do is appeal to actual voters.