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Jason
@jayzonus.bsky.social
Senior Supervising Head Inter-Sub-Regional Chief Co-Presidemperor for JAY ENTERPRISES Co. Inc. Ltd.
7 days with a Sunday matinee. Fitting...

Cool, Daddy Cool by Kid Rock
Verse 3:
"Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see
Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)"
a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a dark room with the words your music 's bad and you should feel bad
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December 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Pencils AND dolls? That's too much of two things! Amuhrica, time to innovate...
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Conservatives:"What is a woman?"
Fuentes:
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December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Add some medicine balls, a Thigh Master and a VHS copy of Billy Blanks Tae-Bo next to the chiropractor/waiver signing booth and boom barrel chested men are back baby! 💩🧠🤡
a man wearing a blue headband is talking to another man in a gym
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December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
He's about to jump into KAC's arms like...
a man in a wizard 's hat is hugging another man in the woods .
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November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It was a tall order, but you bet giraffe I aced that test!
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November 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just so happens that, through a funny twist of fate and in a moment of unpredictable serendipity and happenstance, it turns out... 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Barely still means *IS*, not "ALMOST"!? You didn't "barely" make it onto the train if you're watching it leave the station from the platform asshole!! Any excuse is good for white though, right Meg? Are we really reviewing the legitimacy of "if there's hair it's fair, but bare don't dare?" 🖕💩🧠🤡
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Disconnected from reality, thinks we're all doing groceriea like:
a man in a blue jacket is walking through a grocery store aisle
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November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This giddy muh fuhkuh...🤬
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November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Never, say 185,998 or 186,257? 100% tariff, not a mathed-out with evidence say 63.82%. Tens of dozens of hundreds of thousands of millions. All fantasy magic numbers. I also have a baker's dozen of a gaboobazillion myth-bucks 🙃
a man with a beard and a suit says it was my understanding there would be no math
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November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Good idea as history is repeating.

"Resisting is already protecting your heart and your brain. But it is especially acting, doing something that gets positive results through useful and carefully measured action"
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Some of them want to use you

Some of them want to get used by you

Some of them want to abuse you

Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this
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November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
stuff... prefer stfu see/hear/know nothing MJ
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
He said it all while not saying. Now get the fuck outta the way you fossilized irrelevant bloodsucking barnacle.
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
🛢 not 💊
Trump flat-out admitted that he wants Venezuela to collapse so he can take its oil. It's not about drugs, it's about regime change and OIL. #cdnpoli
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
💩🧠🍊🤡
a cartoon of a man asking what were you thinking
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October 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We don't even need to deep dive with a microscope on this guy. The main take-away above all should be that the tattoo clearly demonstrates a lack of proper decision making combined with no foresite on potential consequences to actions. But also...🖕nazi 💩🧠🤡s
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Default fake concern face for see/hear/know nothing MJ 💩🧠🤡
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM