Things I would Sever myself for:
-People singing happy birthday to me
-the entirety of Trump 2
-unloading the dishwasher
-bringing a Costco run in from the car
-the post-lunch hours at work
-any time I'm faced with the existence of a Disney Adult

A special moment caught on camera this weekend

Since all the other socials are sus, figured I'd post a cool pic here

How important do you have to be to be assassinated instead of just murdered?