@jazzbadger.bsky.social
Looking for a job makes you appreciate being married and not having to use Tinder. If I were being denied employment and companionship at the same time, I'd walk into the lake and let the waves take me
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Looking for a job makes you appreciate being married and not having to use Tinder. If I were being denied employment and companionship at the same time, I'd walk into the lake and let the waves take me
Happy Eugene Goodman day to us all
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Happy Eugene Goodman day to us all
Two sentence horror story:
You finally got the baby to sleep after hours of rocking, bouncing, and shushing. Unfortunately, you feel your sinuses contract with the beginning of a sneeze.
You finally got the baby to sleep after hours of rocking, bouncing, and shushing. Unfortunately, you feel your sinuses contract with the beginning of a sneeze.
January 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Two sentence horror story:
You finally got the baby to sleep after hours of rocking, bouncing, and shushing. Unfortunately, you feel your sinuses contract with the beginning of a sneeze.
You finally got the baby to sleep after hours of rocking, bouncing, and shushing. Unfortunately, you feel your sinuses contract with the beginning of a sneeze.
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For several of my friends, this will be the 1st Christmas after losing a loved one. I'm sure there are some of you in the same boat.
I've been there myself, too many times. It's hard in so many ways to deal with a loss like that, especially when ppl all around you are celebrating. This is for you:
I've been there myself, too many times. It's hard in so many ways to deal with a loss like that, especially when ppl all around you are celebrating. This is for you:
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
For several of my friends, this will be the 1st Christmas after losing a loved one. I'm sure there are some of you in the same boat.
I've been there myself, too many times. It's hard in so many ways to deal with a loss like that, especially when ppl all around you are celebrating. This is for you:
I've been there myself, too many times. It's hard in so many ways to deal with a loss like that, especially when ppl all around you are celebrating. This is for you:
youtu.be/M4T6fGUB190
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Coheed and Cambria - "One Last Miracle" [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Coheed and Cambria
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December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
youtu.be/M4T6fGUB190
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
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I knew Sabrina Carpenter reminded me of someone...
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I knew Sabrina Carpenter reminded me of someone...
The really messed up part is that the job that AI would have the most success taking over is CEO. Look up the definition of pretty much any C-level executive, and tell me that a LLM wouldn't be ideal in that role...
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The really messed up part is that the job that AI would have the most success taking over is CEO. Look up the definition of pretty much any C-level executive, and tell me that a LLM wouldn't be ideal in that role...
Megyn Kelly owes @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social some money for stealing his bit.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Megyn Kelly owes @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social some money for stealing his bit.
TBH, I'm more upset with Clinton than Trump in this situation. Of all the people who's mouth you want near your naughty bits...Trump? Bro...
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
TBH, I'm more upset with Clinton than Trump in this situation. Of all the people who's mouth you want near your naughty bits...Trump? Bro...
I bet when the US dissolves and you have to stand in line for cabbage soup and moldy bread, you're gonna leave your snazzy red hat at home, right? Yeah... I thought so. We can't abide that. So we're gonna give you something you can't take off
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I bet when the US dissolves and you have to stand in line for cabbage soup and moldy bread, you're gonna leave your snazzy red hat at home, right? Yeah... I thought so. We can't abide that. So we're gonna give you something you can't take off
The Venn diagram of people who talk trash about kids on "leashes"/ helicopter parents and people who talk trash when a parent loses a child in a crowded area is a perfect circle
October 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Venn diagram of people who talk trash about kids on "leashes"/ helicopter parents and people who talk trash when a parent loses a child in a crowded area is a perfect circle
When I die, I'm gonna take yearly vacations from heaven to go to hell and best the absolute dog piss out of the people who decided that your eyes and your teeth require different insurance.
September 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
When I die, I'm gonna take yearly vacations from heaven to go to hell and best the absolute dog piss out of the people who decided that your eyes and your teeth require different insurance.
Do you think that when Charlie Kirk got to the afterlife, he saw Jesus had dark skin and non-European features and asked if he was qualified to be his lord and savior?
September 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Do you think that when Charlie Kirk got to the afterlife, he saw Jesus had dark skin and non-European features and asked if he was qualified to be his lord and savior?
How come we demand superhero movies be full of gritty realism and soul-reading honesty, but we'll let Vin Diesel drift a spaceship across the rings of Saturn in the name of "family" completely unchecked?
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
How come we demand superhero movies be full of gritty realism and soul-reading honesty, but we'll let Vin Diesel drift a spaceship across the rings of Saturn in the name of "family" completely unchecked?
We need a word for the people who got too excited about creating new slurs for robots
September 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We need a word for the people who got too excited about creating new slurs for robots
TADC Hot take: I hate Jax, and I hope he abstracts. I don't care what happened to him to make him act like that, but he's awful. The issue is that he'll probably stick around forever because society likes a-holes and will justify him until the heat death of the universe.
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
TADC Hot take: I hate Jax, and I hope he abstracts. I don't care what happened to him to make him act like that, but he's awful. The issue is that he'll probably stick around forever because society likes a-holes and will justify him until the heat death of the universe.
Every 3-part girl group is gonna be compared to Huntrix for the rest of time.
September 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Every 3-part girl group is gonna be compared to Huntrix for the rest of time.
Disney is really trying to New Coke The Owl House
September 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Disney is really trying to New Coke The Owl House