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jazzwolf.bsky.social
Brawler Bro™
@jazzwolf.bsky.social
Artist • Software Engineer • 🔞18+ • Orlando, FL

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Maybe when I pull it outta the closet again in another ten years. 😂
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Just a smidge early for the Indie craze that the later consoles would bring to us!
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The cursed level of this product has increased since "NOTCH" is engraved into the side. Presumably they were a top tier supporter on the Kickstarter.
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Literally at the bottom of my closet as I look to discard junk.
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM
A cursed relic of the past. I'm risking my life holding it.
January 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I'm west, out in Clermont/Winter Garden.
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Don't forget TowerFall was an exclusive for the Ouya! That developer would later go on to make Celeste!
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
If you're in Central Florida I'm willing to drop stuff off if you're interested.
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Added some photos. 😮‍💨
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
So... he's going to imprison himself? Trump is the definition of failing upwards.
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Back before bloated commercial game engines and frameworks. A simpler era when you had to carefully plan around the clock cycles of a 33mhz CPU and the space constraints of single digit MBs of RAM. Creating extremely optimized LoD systems to eek out another 1 or 2 FPS (Spyro).
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Woah. I posted this and it came back up.

My hands... I have the power.
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The way they move is creepy and uncanny. When people use AI to advertise, it cheapens the brand. What are they gonna serve people at this camp? A slice of cheese and bologna on white bread?
January 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I'm riding DDR4 into the sunset. 🫡
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I broke down and picked up a high-end 2TB for $240. I might as well get what I can before the parts become unobtanium.
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BIG BAT. 🥴💦
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Hah. Once the house gets on the market and sells I'm outtta here. But it IS gonna be happening this quarter (I hope).
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I can snap some pics later today!
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I suppose not the landfill. That's the last resort... Goodwill will get some these before then.
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
It's not a terribly expensive printer. It's just that disassembly, giant move, then reassembly does not inspire confidence.
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I think I'm gonna make an google excel doc that catalogues all the items I'm giving away.

I'm thinking I'm gonna give away my 3D Printer since I don't think that's going to go neatly back into the box. I'll just buy a new one up there if I need it. 😂
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM