Full-time Bedroom Demon
@jazzworth.bsky.social
Yeah I think I need to go Solvang next year. I have like no Christmas spirit at all…
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Yeah I think I need to go Solvang next year. I have like no Christmas spirit at all…
Telling my sister I’m polyamorous was almost as awkward as coming out. 😬
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Telling my sister I’m polyamorous was almost as awkward as coming out. 😬
Saw a tree. Thought she was cool.
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Saw a tree. Thought she was cool.
Thinking about it, if any of my moots just unprovoked asked me—at any point in time—for my nudes I’d be like “you want pics or vids, bestie?” 💋
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Thinking about it, if any of my moots just unprovoked asked me—at any point in time—for my nudes I’d be like “you want pics or vids, bestie?” 💋
Hi gay people on my phone ✌️
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hi gay people on my phone ✌️
Hey gays, where do I get a slutty gay tank top. You know the kind. Not like the stringy one muscle gays wear. The white ones circuit gays wear.
December 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hey gays, where do I get a slutty gay tank top. You know the kind. Not like the stringy one muscle gays wear. The white ones circuit gays wear.
After seeing the trailer and the promo photos, if you think Street Fighter is going to be anything but camp, you need to lower your expectations.
December 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
After seeing the trailer and the promo photos, if you think Street Fighter is going to be anything but camp, you need to lower your expectations.
It’s what it’s.
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s what it’s.
Oui oui croissant
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Oui oui croissant
Bibingka’s first shed with me! All in one piece too!
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bibingka’s first shed with me! All in one piece too!
Do I improve my decks so that I can compete with certain people at my LGS or do I just not play those people so I can continue enjoying my suboptimal decks…
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Do I improve my decks so that I can compete with certain people at my LGS or do I just not play those people so I can continue enjoying my suboptimal decks…
If you can somehow play Connections without googling a single term to find out what it means (not to outright find the answer) I don’t believe you.
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you can somehow play Connections without googling a single term to find out what it means (not to outright find the answer) I don’t believe you.
Not hating, but today seems exceptionally feral for the FCF folks.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not hating, but today seems exceptionally feral for the FCF folks.
New question I’m gonna start asking at interviews: “has this job ever made you cry in any capacity?”
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
New question I’m gonna start asking at interviews: “has this job ever made you cry in any capacity?”
I wanna get a pair of cats and name them Bro and Sis.
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I wanna get a pair of cats and name them Bro and Sis.
Your house smells. Get yourself a candle to fix that sitch from one of my good judys. 😘
It's here — our biggest sale of the year is happening right now!
🗓️ Nov 28 – Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’ve restocked ALL of your favorite fragrances, and the new Balsam & Berry candle is now available for purchase! 🎄
🗓️ Nov 28 – Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout
We’ve restocked ALL of your favorite fragrances, and the new Balsam & Berry candle is now available for purchase! 🎄
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Your house smells. Get yourself a candle to fix that sitch from one of my good judys. 😘
Just a reminder, don’t put QR codes in your IG story because people can’t scan them unless they have two phones.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just a reminder, don’t put QR codes in your IG story because people can’t scan them unless they have two phones.
Went up against a player who said, “I don’t like playing control. I don’t run counterspells. There’s no interaction in this deck.”
Proceeds to play Silent Arbiter.
Proceeds to play Tamiyo’s Safekeeping.
Proceeds to play Capital Punishment.
Okay, sis. Sure. 🙄 And Islands don’t tap for blue…
Proceeds to play Silent Arbiter.
Proceeds to play Tamiyo’s Safekeeping.
Proceeds to play Capital Punishment.
Okay, sis. Sure. 🙄 And Islands don’t tap for blue…
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Went up against a player who said, “I don’t like playing control. I don’t run counterspells. There’s no interaction in this deck.”
Proceeds to play Silent Arbiter.
Proceeds to play Tamiyo’s Safekeeping.
Proceeds to play Capital Punishment.
Okay, sis. Sure. 🙄 And Islands don’t tap for blue…
Proceeds to play Silent Arbiter.
Proceeds to play Tamiyo’s Safekeeping.
Proceeds to play Capital Punishment.
Okay, sis. Sure. 🙄 And Islands don’t tap for blue…
To the person in Target who unfortunately walked behind me after I farted, I’m so sorry. I had an ube milkshake and it’s not agreeing with me.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
To the person in Target who unfortunately walked behind me after I farted, I’m so sorry. I had an ube milkshake and it’s not agreeing with me.
I will never forget how in the 6th grade I was given the word “affidavit”, a word I had never heard before, as my spelling bee word. Meanwhile, the previous student got the word “radio”.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I will never forget how in the 6th grade I was given the word “affidavit”, a word I had never heard before, as my spelling bee word. Meanwhile, the previous student got the word “radio”.
Saw a tiktok about kim chi jjigae, so I made kim chi jjigae.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Saw a tiktok about kim chi jjigae, so I made kim chi jjigae.
Fat Curls Friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fat Curls Friday
Game nights with Christians is so boring. We were playing this voting game and the question came up "who's most likely to have a threesome in the back of a Jeep outside of Del Taco?" and everyone unanimously voted me. I mean, I have done that, but that's not the point!
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Game nights with Christians is so boring. We were playing this voting game and the question came up "who's most likely to have a threesome in the back of a Jeep outside of Del Taco?" and everyone unanimously voted me. I mean, I have done that, but that's not the point!
Daiso telling me I’m in my ho era
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Daiso telling me I’m in my ho era
Why do so many male x-rated content creators always look so angry in their posts when they're naked? "ooh i'm big and gruff and angry and my penis is hard" vibes. (I know the reason why)
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why do so many male x-rated content creators always look so angry in their posts when they're naked? "ooh i'm big and gruff and angry and my penis is hard" vibes. (I know the reason why)