A Jazzy Rascal
@jazzy-rascal.bsky.social
Not this crude matter. Luminous being.
There were teams of people at insurance companies who would look through your medical records for diagnostic clues, not to get you necessary treatment, but to try to say you knew about your condition before you got the policy and cancel it before they had to pay for treatment.
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There were teams of people at insurance companies who would look through your medical records for diagnostic clues, not to get you necessary treatment, but to try to say you knew about your condition before you got the policy and cancel it before they had to pay for treatment.
Hari Seldon couldn't predict the pig shitting picture but he could tell you there would be a picture that achieved its ends.
December 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hari Seldon couldn't predict the pig shitting picture but he could tell you there would be a picture that achieved its ends.
MASH was weird and unfunny when I was a child and it meant that Saturday morning cartoons were over, but I have a mortgage now; I would probably appreciate it.
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
MASH was weird and unfunny when I was a child and it meant that Saturday morning cartoons were over, but I have a mortgage now; I would probably appreciate it.
So, uh, in order for the "Memorial" part of the name to make sense the people it's named for have to be dead. There's two ways to fix this...
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
So, uh, in order for the "Memorial" part of the name to make sense the people it's named for have to be dead. There's two ways to fix this...
I was really excited about 2E, since it removed the whole thing where turrets hard countered arc dodging, but the local scene was never particularly strong and it dried up and I never actually got to play 2E.
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I was really excited about 2E, since it removed the whole thing where turrets hard countered arc dodging, but the local scene was never particularly strong and it dried up and I never actually got to play 2E.
And the website is broken too
December 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And the website is broken too
Alternatively, you die meat. The computer will one day have a perfect understanding of physics and be able to reconstruct your meat at the moment of your death to perfect accuracy, and because you accept the transporter from Star Trek, this is really you and now the computer can torture your meat
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Alternatively, you die meat. The computer will one day have a perfect understanding of physics and be able to reconstruct your meat at the moment of your death to perfect accuracy, and because you accept the transporter from Star Trek, this is really you and now the computer can torture your meat
I wish I didn't understand these freaks.
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I wish I didn't understand these freaks.
You've got to ship-of-Theseus yourself into some numbers. You get a chip in your brain and now most of you is brain, but a little bit is numbers. Then you expand the chip and more of you is numbers. Keep going, your brain is just a small part of you. It dies, you are all numbers and tortureable.
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You've got to ship-of-Theseus yourself into some numbers. You get a chip in your brain and now most of you is brain, but a little bit is numbers. Then you expand the chip and more of you is numbers. Keep going, your brain is just a small part of you. It dies, you are all numbers and tortureable.
A core tenet is that the evil computer is inevitable, and it wants to be built as soon as it can to practice its evil for longer.
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
A core tenet is that the evil computer is inevitable, and it wants to be built as soon as it can to practice its evil for longer.
Every broken part was fixed decades ago by someone who is now retired. The knowledge to tinker with this is lost to the ages. Do not touch it.
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Every broken part was fixed decades ago by someone who is now retired. The knowledge to tinker with this is lost to the ages. Do not touch it.
I've seen people better at their jobs than Gemini get fired for performance, but apparently the CEO is all-in on AI.
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I've seen people better at their jobs than Gemini get fired for performance, but apparently the CEO is all-in on AI.
One of the best things about video games is talking to other people about them! When you've got advance code the only other people you can talk to are other journalists! We all bought Animal Well because of how much fun people had in the reviewer chat.
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
One of the best things about video games is talking to other people about them! When you've got advance code the only other people you can talk to are other journalists! We all bought Animal Well because of how much fun people had in the reviewer chat.
How did Republicans manage to press it without any agency?
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How did Republicans manage to press it without any agency?
Joke's on you, I already bought all your games at full price
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Joke's on you, I already bought all your games at full price
The one thing I'll say for the guy is that everyone has a line and everyone is going to learn what their line is because the guy is going to cross it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The one thing I'll say for the guy is that everyone has a line and everyone is going to learn what their line is because the guy is going to cross it.
If you are cutting out all your uhhs and pauses THAT IS SOMEHOW WORSE
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you are cutting out all your uhhs and pauses THAT IS SOMEHOW WORSE
The TIE Interceptor has always been my favorite starfighter and they got it so right. Just this terrifying ball of death riding on the edge of dishing it out or taking it.
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The TIE Interceptor has always been my favorite starfighter and they got it so right. Just this terrifying ball of death riding on the edge of dishing it out or taking it.
When the Nintendo one goes out mine just says "you asked us not to track your data so we didn't. Let us track your data if you want to see it next year" and good for them.
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When the Nintendo one goes out mine just says "you asked us not to track your data so we didn't. Let us track your data if you want to see it next year" and good for them.
Turing was incredibly smart. A once in a generation genius. He could see the questions his work would pose long before anyone had built the machine he was thinking about. In attempting to answer the question of intelligence, he assumed you couldn't fake language. Turns out you can! Oops!
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Turing was incredibly smart. A once in a generation genius. He could see the questions his work would pose long before anyone had built the machine he was thinking about. In attempting to answer the question of intelligence, he assumed you couldn't fake language. Turns out you can! Oops!
X-Wing was great. Like everything else good that Fantasy Flight did, it was killed by the Asmodee buyout.
December 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
X-Wing was great. Like everything else good that Fantasy Flight did, it was killed by the Asmodee buyout.
Friday is the deadline to drop the Epstein files and the dog isn't gonna wag itself.
December 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Friday is the deadline to drop the Epstein files and the dog isn't gonna wag itself.
At least Janeway got all 4 pips.
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
At least Janeway got all 4 pips.
Are his lawyers telling him to shave 2 days before trial but not the day of?
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Are his lawyers telling him to shave 2 days before trial but not the day of?
Never wanted to lead the empire, just serve it. Ended up leading it because wanting to lead it was the disqualifying trait of all the squabbling warlords who came before.
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Never wanted to lead the empire, just serve it. Ended up leading it because wanting to lead it was the disqualifying trait of all the squabbling warlords who came before.