Jonathan Coulter
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Jonathan Coulter
@jbaynecoulter.bsky.social
Scientist studying prostate cancer, epigenetics, and hormone receptor biology

Baltimore / Annapolis

Amateur musician and lover of coffee

(All activity here is my own)

I serve no king
I know writing is difficult. Let me fix this for you:

Nationwide peaceful protests across U.S. bring record numbers
October 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A fave sign:

“PBS didn't
‘become woke.’
You grew up to be a bad person.”

#NoKings Washington, DC
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I give you:

@microsoft.com ‘s

“Concepts of an email”
October 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
October 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is the HUD homepage rn.

We are not ok
September 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The only surprise is that it was 50,000 dollars and not 50,000 raw fish for this goon
September 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
April 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Homan on Captain Planet
April 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I remember this bad dude as far back as his time on Captain Planet. He’s learned nothing
April 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
April 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
April 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Anyone who’s seen Captain Planet recognizes this character
April 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Faux News took the stock ticker off their live broadcast as well. Can you imagine the apoplectic response if we had a market loss like this under Obama or Biden? They might even mention it?!
April 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
When @microsoft Teams fails again and merciful Kier sends encouragement

@severedup.bsky.social
@sevhead1.bsky.social
March 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
March 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
March 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Le Charlatan
March 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Let’s bring champagne production back to the United States* 🍾🥂

*due to regulations already in place, this tariff can only be called sparkling stupidity
March 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Le charlatan

The grift goes on
March 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Elmer Gantry is basically the story of our POTUS

Worth a watch
#mockthem
March 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Siri: what catalyzes subversive art?
March 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@microsoft.com would like to thank you for your pain and suffering dealing with its blocky and illogical designs. You have earned joyful animations

#severance
February 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was afraid of this

Trying to remain hopeful

I am thankful for the NIH staff and reviewers who likely read and put time into reading my app.
February 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
February 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM