Jabber Wocky
@jbbrwcky.bsky.social
Just an average brit. Concerned about democracy, law, rising fascism, and increasingly large handouts.
#Oscar nominations coming soon, IQ47 expected to be in every category (of course). Got to get more bling to sit next to his Fifa Peace Prize.
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Oscar nominations 2026: What to expect and how to watch
Sinners, Marty Supreme, Hamnet and One Battle After Another are all in contention this year.
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January 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
#Oscar nominations coming soon, IQ47 expected to be in every category (of course). Got to get more bling to sit next to his Fifa Peace Prize.
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So much for the special relationship eh Mr Starmer... #pmsl #jokeoftheday
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Donald Trump vows to hit Britain with tariffs over Greenland
The tariff will start at ten per cent and come into effect on February 1, rising to 25 per cent on June 1.
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January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
So much for the special relationship eh Mr Starmer... #pmsl #jokeoftheday
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Literally, the noble President is extorting an ally. For shame, USA.
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Trump to impose 25% tariff on European allies until Denmark sells Greenland to US
President said 10% tariff on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, the Netherlands and Finland will begin on 1 February and increase to 25% on 1 June
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January 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Literally, the noble President is extorting an ally. For shame, USA.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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The Nobel Prize Committee makes clear:
"One truth remains. As the Norwegian Nobel Committee states: 'Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time.'"
"One truth remains. As the Norwegian Nobel Committee states: 'Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time.'"
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The Nobel Prize Committee makes clear:
"One truth remains. As the Norwegian Nobel Committee states: 'Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time.'"
"One truth remains. As the Norwegian Nobel Committee states: 'Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time.'"
Waiting for one of the American networks to rename itself The Storm...
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Waiting for one of the American networks to rename itself The Storm...
Time for #fifa to move the #worldcup venues to Mexico and Canada I guess? If not, you'll have some pretty empty stadia.
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World Cup thrown into chaos as Trump blocks fans of 15 nations
The State Department released an internal memo on Wednesday that directed consular officers to deny visas from 75 different countries ahead of this summer's big tournament.
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January 15, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Time for #fifa to move the #worldcup venues to Mexico and Canada I guess? If not, you'll have some pretty empty stadia.
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Remember he lies constantly. So asking if he's going to seize voting machines if the mid-terms go against him, is wrong.
Ask him if he isn't going to.
Ask him if he isn't going to.
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Remember he lies constantly. So asking if he's going to seize voting machines if the mid-terms go against him, is wrong.
Ask him if he isn't going to.
Ask him if he isn't going to.
So, just plain theft then?
The White House confirmed on Wednesday the US planned to control Venezuela’s oil sales “indefinitely” after laying claim to 50m barrels of blockaded crude.
The White House confirmed on Wednesday the US planned to control Venezuela’s oil sales “indefinitely” after laying claim to 50m barrels of blockaded crude.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
So, just plain theft then?
The White House confirmed on Wednesday the US planned to control Venezuela’s oil sales “indefinitely” after laying claim to 50m barrels of blockaded crude.
The White House confirmed on Wednesday the US planned to control Venezuela’s oil sales “indefinitely” after laying claim to 50m barrels of blockaded crude.
I think the USA needs a Tribune of Plebs.
January 8, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I think the USA needs a Tribune of Plebs.
At this point, it's probably easier to ask the Kremlin for an unredacted copy of the #epstein files than wait for the USDOJ to release them...
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
At this point, it's probably easier to ask the Kremlin for an unredacted copy of the #epstein files than wait for the USDOJ to release them...
And this is our "partner" in NATO? Our "ally"?! Talk about hostile - if any European country took this tack the US would be labelling them terrorists or some such. Kick out their troops. Trump, stay out of other countries politics.
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'Leaked document shows US wants to pull four countries away from EU'
The secret file, reported by Defense One, supposedly claims Washington intends to withdraw Austria, Italy , Hungary and Poland from the EU altogether.
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December 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
And this is our "partner" in NATO? Our "ally"?! Talk about hostile - if any European country took this tack the US would be labelling them terrorists or some such. Kick out their troops. Trump, stay out of other countries politics.
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As if tourism wasn't fubar already. Now Mr Thinskin and his porcelain patriots can't stand for opinions contrary to their own in any fashion. Soon you guys will be "editing" history programs #1984
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Trump to force foreign tourists to provide FIVE YEARS of social media
The Trump administration has published a requirement for foreign tourists to give up a half decade of their social media history that may even apply to family members.
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December 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
As if tourism wasn't fubar already. Now Mr Thinskin and his porcelain patriots can't stand for opinions contrary to their own in any fashion. Soon you guys will be "editing" history programs #1984
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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I bet Presidents Biden and Obama are so jealous they don't have a FIFA Peace Prize.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I bet Presidents Biden and Obama are so jealous they don't have a FIFA Peace Prize.
Hahaha FIFA, a football organisation, made a peace prize and awarded it to Trumpkopf and he's proud of it. PMSL. It's like kids being awarded "participation" prizes for just turning up to a race. And the amount he falls asleep even that's laughable.
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Hahaha FIFA, a football organisation, made a peace prize and awarded it to Trumpkopf and he's proud of it. PMSL. It's like kids being awarded "participation" prizes for just turning up to a race. And the amount he falls asleep even that's laughable.
He should fix his own shit before wading into places he's not wanted.
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December 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He should fix his own shit before wading into places he's not wanted.
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Yes, please do strip him of the titles. Speaking as a brit, he's a bit of an embarrassment. Not like Andrew. But, like Andrew he seems to have very little nous over people's perception of him (in his country or not!) and his wife.
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December 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Yes, please do strip him of the titles. Speaking as a brit, he's a bit of an embarrassment. Not like Andrew. But, like Andrew he seems to have very little nous over people's perception of him (in his country or not!) and his wife.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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Calamity! #Linkedin is down! The first site I check is #Cloudflare, which uh-oh, is also down. Again.
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Calamity! #Linkedin is down! The first site I check is #Cloudflare, which uh-oh, is also down. Again.
Not everything is better with AI.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Not everything is better with AI.