You’ll note he never wore one glove before that incident on the sail barge.

They call him Bones because he’s hung.

Good joke made excellent by typo.

This joke was written specifically for me, and I see you and I validate you.

President Glacier - swept into office by a wave of demand for aggressive climate action.

I dunno man - but are you sure Palantir isn’t just proudly evil? (I bet if they knew they were created by the non-inherently-evil Noldor in the First Age and then used by the great kings of Numenor in the Second, they would have picked a different name.)

I think about this ALL THE TIME. This massive misunderstanding of political capital makes me think of the Tea Party summer or 2010, when the fight was positioned as EITHER the ACA or a climate bill. Silly rabbit, winning one doesn’t “use up” power. It gives you momentum to do both!

Look, I don’t see why we can’t just overlook these handful of innocuous red flags to elect a central casting blue-collar Everyman who, sure, might be a little rough around the edges but is maybe just the sort of shake-up we need. What? No, I’ve never been to “Pennsylvania,” why do you ask?

It’s aspirational, obviously.

Me too, Marco. Me too.

I ENDORSE THIS MESSAGE.