Justine Gardner
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Justine Gardner
@jbgrumpstone.bsky.social
🖊Word creature. 🪶Birb person.

Basically just an old* fart-in-a-bottle left on a dusty shelf somewhere in Brooklyn, NY.


*Old enough to know that being anti-fascist is 👍.

website: www.grumpstonegazette.com
linktree: https://linktr.ee/justine.gardner
(I should have read the other comments before replying but I got so excited! So rare to see a GR reference out in the wild. And A+ deployment with the cat's name.)
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
OH MY GOD. She is named for the one and only...
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Is she named for Leslie the Great's arch nemesis? 🎩
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Great. Now #abolishIce before they shoot a 5-year-old in the face.
January 22, 2026 at 8:10 PM
How about we defund ICE completely? How about we… #abolishice? Gonna be so so sweet to vote for Lander in the primary…
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Everything...including human flesh! Take cover: they're coming for the Nutrigrain bars!
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Ooh Black Cat Day! Black Cat Day! 🐈‍⬛
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
#AbolishIce

Signed,
Your constituent
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
#AbolishIce you damp bag of oatmeal.
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Cool, now #abolishice.
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
If by “internal bleeding” he means a popped hemorrhoid, then okay…
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM