Jason King
Jason King
@jbk123.bsky.social
Someone (sorry I can't remember who) described so many examples of AI being 'useful' as "Imagine you're in a situation, and you're very dumb".
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
@billcorbett.bsky.social Is this known as 'going the full Z'Dar' ?
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Tim Quisling Apple does roll off the tongue rather nicely. Just saying....
January 28, 2026 at 2:56 PM
First you collect underpants.
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 AM
@nobelprize.org any chance you could do us a solid? Asking for ~343 million people.
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 AM
CDDL licensing means Oracle can't do shit to anyone about the ZFS IP despite Oracle being a law firm that sells software on the side. The only ones that have a problem w/ the CDDL are GPL zealots bc the CDDL isn't the one, true, righteous license. Everyone else uses ZFS and gets on with their work.
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I do like that the TikTok business is teaching a whole new generation to hate Oracle.
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
If a modern day astronomy professor tried to argue that epicycles were in fact the correct model of the planets, he wouldn't be a professor for much longer. Yet, this guy seems to keep arguing the legal equivalent of epicycles and geocentrism yet keeps his job.
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Small consolation, but I can make some educated guesses as to how the toilets in their rooms are getting scrubbed after that...
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Reposted by Jason King
this just reminded me how playlist stories are my favorite things
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It wouldn't be the first time he's done so.
December 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You could probably stop after 'understand' and still be correct.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My next door neighbor had part of her hair cut off by a kid with a switchblade on the bus (school just shrugged).. can't imagine why anyone would take issue with that (/s)
December 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM