If you eat pork, ask someone where you can get a good pork loin sandwich. High loin diameter to bun diameter ratio. That is, if you haven't already.

I hope this is a joke, Drunk Driver (Killer Whales) is a pretty good song

CROFTON LEAVE THE BOY ALONE THE MUSIC IS FINE

Mandatory Training

Purple Accessories

"You know, for kids"

Aw man I remember that one

I like nice knives but I'm tempted to get the kind from the kitchen supply store that are like $15 but perfectly usable for prep

Yes I anticipate people also blasting me for putting knives in the dishwasher. Sorry folks, they're not Ginsu or whatever, I don't wanna clean em by hand

Yeah, the aluminum studs on my knife handles completely disintegrated over the course of a few months.

It's gonna be so fucking funny when it isn't a soylent green situation

One guy is some sort of bank VP in Australia. I've never been able to discern his actual email account. I get unintelligible emails about Australian footie tournaments. And the time he bought an incredibly shitty drop shipped watch from Instagram.

Oh holy shit this is my life. I got my Gmail when it was still in beta so snapped up first initial last name. I get emails from Australia, Massachusetts, and some of my close relatives. It's hilarious, sometimes annoying. I'm not donating to a nursing school I never went to lol

Sick