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Just a freak who likes Umamusume, collecting video games, playing Xbox 360, and Warhammer 40K.
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I was up at 4 in the morning and I realized something.. I have free will.

So I made this my *missed call* voicemail.
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I’ve finally been banned from the calculator app
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’ve never been sold on a Warhammer model so fast in my life. But this one. It’s an exception.

I know fuck all about Age of Sigmar. I’m way too invested in 40K, 30K, and Fantasy (Old World). But Age of Sigmar? Uuuuhhhh.
#warhammer
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Azrael: Looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, sister. Sister of Battle: THE EMPORER PROTECTS!
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My Warhammer+ free mini finally arrived.
#warhammer40k
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hopefully. I’ll be getting my Arch Diddy, Lord of the Baby Oil mini before the year ends.
#warhammer40k
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Forgot to post this earlier. But I got this bad boy after work today.
#warhammer40k
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
There. I made a Halloween pfp. It’s the same as my current one.. but warmer… ooooooooooooooo~
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’m the kinda MF to turn a bag of Twix shareable to a bag of these are all mine Twix.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s that time of year. Time for my annual playthrough of the Fallout 4 mod “Whispering Hills”.
October 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I spent way too long cutting Haru out for this post. You WILL appreciate it
October 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ayo? Which one of you “saved” my dog post?
October 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
MFING DOTO! *autistic screech*
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Personally, I don’t really care about likes or interactions. If someone fallows me, it’s their fault. Because all they’ll get from me is absolute trash posts like,
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My favorite part about Umamusume is the whiplash. One minute, it’s all 😊 cute and happy horse girls 🐎. The next minute..
October 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Loyalist: The Whispers of Chaos cloud my mind!

The Actual Whispers of Chaos: Do a kick flip!
October 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Instructions irrelevant. You are now a Primaris Lieutenant of the Ultramarines, second company.
October 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don’t usually pay full price for new games (I can’t afford to). But I had to make an exception here.
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
October 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Imma make a financial decision
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It’s that time of year. He coming. Hide your daughters and hide your sons.
October 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I don’t normally get emotional on here. I like to keep things lighthearted and shitpostie. But last week, my dog of 15 years, my baby passed away. I’m a Warhammer 40K fan. So I had a clump of her fur for a while and I put it in a dreadnought. Even in death, she’ll be here, fighting by my side.
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Me when I run out of NOS
September 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me waking up in the morning and realizing it’s not 2008 anymore.
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m bored, I wanna play a fucking board game, and you’re fucking pissing me off!
September 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM