JayBee
@jbry.bsky.social
No, I’m not mad. That’s just my face.
I’ve been keeping it to myself b/c of the sensitivity of the mission, but now that its existence is known, it’s time to say: I’m very proud to command the Joint Transgender Butthole Lazer Battalion. We hate more than just Italians and Libs of TikTok, and are committed to using our powers for evil 🏳️⚧️
February 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’ve been keeping it to myself b/c of the sensitivity of the mission, but now that its existence is known, it’s time to say: I’m very proud to command the Joint Transgender Butthole Lazer Battalion. We hate more than just Italians and Libs of TikTok, and are committed to using our powers for evil 🏳️⚧️
Yeah, I’m using portrait mode to take photos of the no-yeast bread I just made - so what
January 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Yeah, I’m using portrait mode to take photos of the no-yeast bread I just made - so what
Solidarity from the house where water came through a can light two days before Thanksgiving
December 12, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Solidarity from the house where water came through a can light two days before Thanksgiving
I see the copy editors for @washingtonpost.com have started their vacations already.
Although I suppose a person who finds $280 a reasonable price for a dog bed *would* require a separate pension for interior design…
Although I suppose a person who finds $280 a reasonable price for a dog bed *would* require a separate pension for interior design…
November 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I see the copy editors for @washingtonpost.com have started their vacations already.
Although I suppose a person who finds $280 a reasonable price for a dog bed *would* require a separate pension for interior design…
Although I suppose a person who finds $280 a reasonable price for a dog bed *would* require a separate pension for interior design…
This guy really is a 12 year-old in a doughy billionaire’s body
November 13, 2024 at 11:02 AM
This guy really is a 12 year-old in a doughy billionaire’s body
JFC - and line 303 above that: “The Hart-Celler Act of 1965…has led to the largest demographic disruption in U.S. history and as such must be repealed.”
DEMOGRAPHIC. DISRUPTION.
I can’t with these people.
DEMOGRAPHIC. DISRUPTION.
I can’t with these people.
August 13, 2024 at 10:16 AM
JFC - and line 303 above that: “The Hart-Celler Act of 1965…has led to the largest demographic disruption in U.S. history and as such must be repealed.”
DEMOGRAPHIC. DISRUPTION.
I can’t with these people.
DEMOGRAPHIC. DISRUPTION.
I can’t with these people.
(But good on ya - that’s a huge effort)
May 3, 2024 at 4:24 PM
(But good on ya - that’s a huge effort)
Me and the regular group who like my posts
March 28, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Me and the regular group who like my posts
DIY vomit induction didn’t work, so I’m at doggy urgent care with Miss GrapeEater. Heard some cheering from the back, and the vet just brought me a pile of regurgitated grapes, so we’re good to go.
Look at this sweet dummy
Look at this sweet dummy
March 26, 2024 at 12:35 AM
DIY vomit induction didn’t work, so I’m at doggy urgent care with Miss GrapeEater. Heard some cheering from the back, and the vet just brought me a pile of regurgitated grapes, so we’re good to go.
Look at this sweet dummy
Look at this sweet dummy
The product question/answer section on the Home Depot app is social media for old people
December 30, 2023 at 11:35 AM
The product question/answer section on the Home Depot app is social media for old people
mf got saved and now thinks he’s google
December 15, 2023 at 1:15 PM
mf got saved and now thinks he’s google
Quote post this with a really foolish injury.
Couldn’t get the lid off a jar of coconut oil, so I attacked it w/a bottle opener. Reached in w/a spoon & cut the hell out of a knuckle. Cut got so infected that I had to go to ER in the middle of the night to get it cleaned out & glued back together
Couldn’t get the lid off a jar of coconut oil, so I attacked it w/a bottle opener. Reached in w/a spoon & cut the hell out of a knuckle. Cut got so infected that I had to go to ER in the middle of the night to get it cleaned out & glued back together
October 24, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Quote post this with a really foolish injury.
Couldn’t get the lid off a jar of coconut oil, so I attacked it w/a bottle opener. Reached in w/a spoon & cut the hell out of a knuckle. Cut got so infected that I had to go to ER in the middle of the night to get it cleaned out & glued back together
Couldn’t get the lid off a jar of coconut oil, so I attacked it w/a bottle opener. Reached in w/a spoon & cut the hell out of a knuckle. Cut got so infected that I had to go to ER in the middle of the night to get it cleaned out & glued back together
