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JayBee
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No, I’m not mad. That’s just my face.
March 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I’ve been keeping it to myself b/c of the sensitivity of the mission, but now that its existence is known, it’s time to say: I’m very proud to command the Joint Transgender Butthole Lazer Battalion. We hate more than just Italians and Libs of TikTok, and are committed to using our powers for evil 🏳️‍⚧️
February 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yeah, I’m using portrait mode to take photos of the no-yeast bread I just made - so what
January 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Solidarity from the house where water came through a can light two days before Thanksgiving
December 12, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Lmao - they fixed it
November 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I see the copy editors for @washingtonpost.com have started their vacations already.

Although I suppose a person who finds $280 a reasonable price for a dog bed *would* require a separate pension for interior design…
November 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
This guy really is a 12 year-old in a doughy billionaire’s body
November 13, 2024 at 11:02 AM
JFC - and line 303 above that: “The Hart-Celler Act of 1965…has led to the largest demographic disruption in U.S. history and as such must be repealed.”

DEMOGRAPHIC. DISRUPTION.

I can’t with these people.
August 13, 2024 at 10:16 AM
(But good on ya - that’s a huge effort)
May 3, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Me and the regular group who like my posts
March 28, 2024 at 1:57 PM
DIY vomit induction didn’t work, so I’m at doggy urgent care with Miss GrapeEater. Heard some cheering from the back, and the vet just brought me a pile of regurgitated grapes, so we’re good to go.

Look at this sweet dummy
March 26, 2024 at 12:35 AM
LET’S FUCKING RUN
January 12, 2024 at 1:50 PM
The product question/answer section on the Home Depot app is social media for old people
December 30, 2023 at 11:35 AM
mf got saved and now thinks he’s google
December 15, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Dork-ass loser
November 21, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Quote post this with a really foolish injury.

Couldn’t get the lid off a jar of coconut oil, so I attacked it w/a bottle opener. Reached in w/a spoon & cut the hell out of a knuckle. Cut got so infected that I had to go to ER in the middle of the night to get it cleaned out & glued back together
October 24, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Ohhhh - ok. Nvm 🤢
October 23, 2023 at 2:31 PM
YOLO
October 23, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Beetlejuice vibes
October 20, 2023 at 3:17 PM