Jack Bennett
@jbsr2736.bsky.social
Like you, between the forceps and the stone. Liberal AF. DMV Btown boy.
Cycling, hiking, museums/theater, NYC/DC/Paris, gardening, cooking, Kneecap, Wilco, Mozart. You know.
= Cosmos Mariner, destination unknown.
Go on, DM me — wtf else am I doing?
Cycling, hiking, museums/theater, NYC/DC/Paris, gardening, cooking, Kneecap, Wilco, Mozart. You know.
= Cosmos Mariner, destination unknown.
Go on, DM me — wtf else am I doing?
The Pumpkin Pedo’s morning pants-shitting affects everyone a little differently. Heinrich Miller seems to savor it.
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Pumpkin Pedo’s morning pants-shitting affects everyone a little differently. Heinrich Miller seems to savor it.
My best creative outlet these days is in the kitchen. Just made this gorgeous roasted mandarin ginger chicken, with co-roasted broccoli and gold potatoes. I have no appetite for it. But it looks good, no?
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My best creative outlet these days is in the kitchen. Just made this gorgeous roasted mandarin ginger chicken, with co-roasted broccoli and gold potatoes. I have no appetite for it. But it looks good, no?
Yes, people are still talking about this guy, this creep. But not for long . . .
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Yes, people are still talking about this guy, this creep. But not for long . . .
Be like Rob, and perpetuate the pillory-ing of the Pumpkin Pedo.
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Be like Rob, and perpetuate the pillory-ing of the Pumpkin Pedo.
I’m sorry. Bride of Chucky. That’s the name for this person now.
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’m sorry. Bride of Chucky. That’s the name for this person now.
And when you know yore shit
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
And when you know yore shit
As a grammarian, I must hasten to concur
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
As a grammarian, I must hasten to concur
Breaking: the Pumpkin Pedo falls asleep while donning his shit medal
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Breaking: the Pumpkin Pedo falls asleep while donning his shit medal
Release the Epstein Files, you punk ass bitch
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Release the Epstein Files, you punk ass bitch
I’m an atheist/cultural catholic and I dig this pope
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m an atheist/cultural catholic and I dig this pope