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John C. Descy
@jcdescy.bsky.social
1.5K followers 4.4K following 1.2K posts
- Tech guy
- Information security expert
- Musician
- Science fanboy
- Autist (self dx)
- Atheist
- Antifascist
- Vegan
- Trekkie
- Swiftie
- Connoisseur of silliness (mostly punny)
- Deutsch / English

https://descy.de/
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Split picture. On the left is a member of the KKK in their typical white gown and hood. On the right is a guy in all black with a face mask and dark glasses and a black baseball cap. The caption on the bottom states: "Now available in tactical black!" .
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Just discovered Luisa Omielan. This is so good!
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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"Open season", @cnn.com !? Seriously!? Those are the words you chose!? That's not only disgusting, but also ... excuse my French ... fucking irresponsible. Especially ... I mean, did you ... like ... read the news lately?
Screenshot of a CNN News teaser. The headline reads: "Finally, everyone can say bad things about Taylor Swift" The story teaser starts with the sentence: "It's finally open season on Amerca's sweetheart." The second sentence is cut off.
October 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Sowohl am Handy (Browser, nicht App) als auch am Desktop (Firefox-Derivat) keine Probleme.
Screenshot des Webshops von Hugendubel und der Produktseite des Buches "Der Waldorf-Komplex" von Bettina Schuler.
October 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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From here:
leftycartoons.com/2025/09/26/d...
This cartoon has four panels, all featuring the same three characters. Charlie, a white man in a suit and tie. Ezra, a white man in more casual clothing. And Reader, a Latina wearing shorts and a black tank. PANEL 1 Charlie and Ezra are walking together. Nearby, Reader sits at the base of a tree, reading a book, and overhears. CHARLIE: We need Nuremberg-style trials for tranny-affirming clinic doctors. EZRA: As a liberal centrist, I can’t agree with that. But what matters is that we’re talking. PANEL 2 The woman looks annoyed. CHARLIE: Democrats want Mexicans to overrun us because they hate America and wanna see it become less white and collapse! EZRA: That’s not true. But again, we’re talking! Thank you for practicing politics the right way! PANEL 3 The woman stands up, yelling angrily at the two men. CHARLIE: You know what happens in the cities? Blacks prowl around attacking white people for fun! Haitians rape your women and hunt you! EZRA: Again, I can’t agree. But I– READER: Fuck that racist bullcrap! PANEL 4 Ezra and Charlie walk on, not speaking to the woman, who watches them leave with an annoyed expression. EZRA: Tsk! So uncivil! That’s the kind of intolerance that’s ruining America. CHARLIE: They should deport her!
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Hey Maddy @hangingchadsbook.bsky.social, do you count as a villain? Or are more like a better Batman?
Two pannel meme. The upper shows a red button you can push. It's labeled: "You can choose a book to live in, but you have to marry the villain" Bottom panel shows a laughing Loki from the Marvel movies. Caption reads: "HAHAHAHA You don't understand what power you've given me"
September 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Screenshot of Squarespace's Acceptable Use Policy. "6. Other Improper Or Illegal Conduct 6.1 Don' threaten, harass, or abuse any individuals." .
September 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 2, episode 4: "The Outrageous Okona", where he tries to learn about humor and acts as a stand-up comedian. Caption reads: A fascist, a narcissist and a dumbass walk into a bar. The bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?" .
August 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Screenshot of a post by "The Dread duck Pirate Mark Brooks". Probably on Twitter. Text is: "MAGA after seeing Trump's bruised hand." Below is a picture of somebody hitting their own hand with a hammer.
August 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Screenshot of a post by user timothy_thelen. 'Them – You can't throw sandwiches at ICE Agents. Grabs a hot dog "I guess we'll finally answer the old question."' .
August 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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A person covered in printed paper leaning against a wall. In the background there is a black van labeled "I.C.E" with two people in black combat gear and masks emerging. One of them says "I don't see anything!" The caption reads: "Breaking News. Clever migrant wears the Epstein files to hide from Trump administration." .
August 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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IYKYK
The infamous Clippy badly disguised with a fake moustache and nose and glasses and a Microsoft Copilot logo, saying: "Hello I am Copilot. How can I help you?"
August 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Democrats fled Texas? Do we actually need to be reminded the Republicans fled DC to avoid a vote to release the Epstein Files?
August 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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"Is he dead yet?" asked Piglet. "No," said Poo. "Fuck," said Piglet.
July 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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One of the greatest Star Trek quotes.
Picture of Captain Picard of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and a quote from the character: "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
July 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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If you had $1 for every year the UNIVERSE has existed, you wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list. Tax the rich.
July 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Screenshot of a social media post by user Lauren Rinaldi (@LRinaldiArt): "Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn't in the Epstein files. I'll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I'll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards What will I do with my Bill Clinton Bible :-( ".
July 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Should we start calling them the Trump/Epstein Files?
Chronic venous insufficiency is a condition where the veins in the legs have difficulty drawing attention from the fact that the Epstein Files still haven't been released.
July 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Comic. Probably by xkcd. Two stick figures, apparently in an electronics store. The left one points at a device and says: "This dehumidifier model built-in WiFi for remote updates." The other person answers: "Great! That will be really useful if they discover a new kind of water."
July 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Caricature . St. Basil's Cathedral can be seen in the distance. Two skyscrapers with several people falling from the windows. In the foreground are two people in fur hats watching the falling people. One of them says: “I can't believe it's fall already”.
July 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Cartoon. Six stick figures standing by a cliff next to a sign saying "ring bell to piss off liberals". The bell is attached to the sign and hangs over the cliff. One stick figure is currently at the bell and about to fall over the cliff. Another one is already falling.
July 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Ist das nun EDT oder CEST?
Event Info über die No Kings Demo in München. Oben steht als Uhrzeit 4-6 EDT. Unten steht 16-18 Uhr CEST.
June 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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From here: www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45036/...
I Am the People, the Mob By Carl Sandburg I am the people—the mob—the crowd—the mass. Do you know that all the great work of the world is done through me? I am the workingman, the inventor, the maker of the world’s food and clothes. I am the audience that witnesses history. The Napoleons come from me and the Lincolns. They die. And then I send forth more Napoleons and Lincolns. I am the seed ground. I am a prairie that will stand for much plowing. Terrible storms pass over me. I forget. The best of me is sucked out and wasted. I forget. Everything but Death comes to me and makes me work and give up what I have. And I forget. Sometimes I growl, shake myself and spatter a few red drops for history to remember. Then—I forget. When I, the People, learn to remember, when I, the People, use the lessons of yesterday and no longer forget who robbed me last year, who played me for a fool—then there will be no speaker in all the world say the name: “The People,” with any fleck of a sneer in his voice or any far-off smile of derision. The mob—the crowd—the mass—will arrive then.
June 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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"Turns out it isn't orange makeup after all. It's taco seasoning."
June 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Protest sign stating "eggs are so expensive because all the chickens are in Congress"
May 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM