Jacque Clark (she/they)
@jclarkfitness.bsky.social
Personal training + group fitness
Lefty politics
Way too into Star Wars + The Hunger Games
Lefty politics
Way too into Star Wars + The Hunger Games
Feeling anxious about the state of America right now? Good news! There’s something you can do about it.
There are state + local elections happening across the country this fall! Sign up to volunteer with a local campaign or your state/local party.
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September 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Feeling anxious about the state of America right now? Good news! There’s something you can do about it.
There are state + local elections happening across the country this fall! Sign up to volunteer with a local campaign or your state/local party.
There are state + local elections happening across the country this fall! Sign up to volunteer with a local campaign or your state/local party.
Hey DC and MoCo friends! This fall I will start offering group training sessions at gyms in Columbia Heights and North Bethesda (both metro accessible!).
These strength training classes are open to all levels of experience and are a more-affordable way to access personal training services 🏋🏼♀️
These strength training classes are open to all levels of experience and are a more-affordable way to access personal training services 🏋🏼♀️
August 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hey DC and MoCo friends! This fall I will start offering group training sessions at gyms in Columbia Heights and North Bethesda (both metro accessible!).
These strength training classes are open to all levels of experience and are a more-affordable way to access personal training services 🏋🏼♀️
These strength training classes are open to all levels of experience and are a more-affordable way to access personal training services 🏋🏼♀️
I know this ranks pretty low on list of terrible things the Trump administration is doing, but this is still super stupid and sucks for school children. War readiness is NOT a good measure of children’s health.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump brings back presidential physical fitness test canceled by Obama
Trump signed an executive order resurrecting the presidential fitness test, which for decades pushed America’s children to do 40 push-ups, 10 pull-ups and a 6.5-minute mile.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I know this ranks pretty low on list of terrible things the Trump administration is doing, but this is still super stupid and sucks for school children. War readiness is NOT a good measure of children’s health.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
It is August eve!!! Don’t forget to put chai tea cookies out so Taylor Swift blesses your house with salt air tomorrow 🧂🌬️
July 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It is August eve!!! Don’t forget to put chai tea cookies out so Taylor Swift blesses your house with salt air tomorrow 🧂🌬️
Today is legs + running day for me, which means I getting to spend an hour fighting the Capitol w/ Katniss and then give my fellow gymgoers a killer treadmill lip sync performance of Cruel Summer 💖
July 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Today is legs + running day for me, which means I getting to spend an hour fighting the Capitol w/ Katniss and then give my fellow gymgoers a killer treadmill lip sync performance of Cruel Summer 💖
Starting my second listen of Sunrise on the Reaping (after doing a re-listen of the other four HG books). Idk why I’m doing this to myself but I am so excited to get emotionally wrecked again.
May 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Starting my second listen of Sunrise on the Reaping (after doing a re-listen of the other four HG books). Idk why I’m doing this to myself but I am so excited to get emotionally wrecked again.
Happy May the 4th are you a normal Star Wars fan or are you one of those freaks who sometimes watches the Clone Wars Seige of Mandalore arc just to ~feel something~?
It’s me, I’m one of those freaks.
It’s me, I’m one of those freaks.
May 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Happy May the 4th are you a normal Star Wars fan or are you one of those freaks who sometimes watches the Clone Wars Seige of Mandalore arc just to ~feel something~?
It’s me, I’m one of those freaks.
It’s me, I’m one of those freaks.
I have mixed feelings about Dedra and Syril getting together, bc he gave big stalker vibes in season 1. But I do love watching Dedra stand up to his mom and you know she pegs Syril 🤭
(This is a Dedra Meero stan account. I support women’s wrongs.)
#Andor
(This is a Dedra Meero stan account. I support women’s wrongs.)
#Andor
April 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I have mixed feelings about Dedra and Syril getting together, bc he gave big stalker vibes in season 1. But I do love watching Dedra stand up to his mom and you know she pegs Syril 🤭
(This is a Dedra Meero stan account. I support women’s wrongs.)
#Andor
(This is a Dedra Meero stan account. I support women’s wrongs.)
#Andor
The subplot of Dedra meeting Syril’s mom absolutely sent me this week. We love a boundary-setting queen and I feel like this is a part of life we have never explored in the Star Wars galaxy before. #Andor
April 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The subplot of Dedra meeting Syril’s mom absolutely sent me this week. We love a boundary-setting queen and I feel like this is a part of life we have never explored in the Star Wars galaxy before. #Andor
After rewatching Maarva’s funerary monologue in the #Andor season 1 finale, it just blows my mind that people can be die hard #StarWars fans and still be MAGA brainwashed. Star Wars has been woke since the 70s, and y’all still don’t get that you’re the empire, not the rebels???
April 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Watching Dave Filoni speak at the Ahsoka panel and I am cackling at him thinking we’re a bunch of lil freaks for enjoying Chopper’s war crimes #StarWarsCelebration
April 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Watching Dave Filoni speak at the Ahsoka panel and I am cackling at him thinking we’re a bunch of lil freaks for enjoying Chopper’s war crimes #StarWarsCelebration
🆘 My family is in town and my republican dad brought up politics within FOUR MINUTES of me walking into the airbnb. It’s going to be a long weekend. Please send positive vibes and also maybe edibles.
April 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
🆘 My family is in town and my republican dad brought up politics within FOUR MINUTES of me walking into the airbnb. It’s going to be a long weekend. Please send positive vibes and also maybe edibles.
I’m just a neurospicy small business owner, standing in front of my government, demanding they return all of the money I paid in taxes last year. If RFK Jr. says we can’t pay taxes, I expect to be refunded in full 🤑
April 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m just a neurospicy small business owner, standing in front of my government, demanding they return all of the money I paid in taxes last year. If RFK Jr. says we can’t pay taxes, I expect to be refunded in full 🤑
Rewatching Andor season 1 and god damn Tony Gilroy is kind of a lesbian icon for putting together this cast of women
April 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Rewatching Andor season 1 and god damn Tony Gilroy is kind of a lesbian icon for putting together this cast of women
Me? Plunged back into my Hunger Games hyperfixation after SOTR came out? But of course.
This will be my 4th time listening through the books in 2 years. Is that not normal?
#HungerGames #SunriseOnTheReaping #VirtualPersonalTrainer #VirtualGroupFitness
This will be my 4th time listening through the books in 2 years. Is that not normal?
#HungerGames #SunriseOnTheReaping #VirtualPersonalTrainer #VirtualGroupFitness
April 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Me? Plunged back into my Hunger Games hyperfixation after SOTR came out? But of course.
This will be my 4th time listening through the books in 2 years. Is that not normal?
#HungerGames #SunriseOnTheReaping #VirtualPersonalTrainer #VirtualGroupFitness
This will be my 4th time listening through the books in 2 years. Is that not normal?
#HungerGames #SunriseOnTheReaping #VirtualPersonalTrainer #VirtualGroupFitness
Me: “I think I’m over my 2 year long #HungerGames hyper fixation.”
Also me: Braids my hair for the gym and starts my fourth listen of the original trilogy even though I have three other books on my
Libby shelf 🤦🏼♀️
Also me: Braids my hair for the gym and starts my fourth listen of the original trilogy even though I have three other books on my
Libby shelf 🤦🏼♀️
March 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me: “I think I’m over my 2 year long #HungerGames hyper fixation.”
Also me: Braids my hair for the gym and starts my fourth listen of the original trilogy even though I have three other books on my
Libby shelf 🤦🏼♀️
Also me: Braids my hair for the gym and starts my fourth listen of the original trilogy even though I have three other books on my
Libby shelf 🤦🏼♀️
My official review of #SunriseOnTheReaping:
March 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My official review of #SunriseOnTheReaping:
I am only 3 hours into #SunriseOnTheReaping and Suzanne Collins has already shattered my heart countless time 😭 Ms. Collins you are a twisted literary genius.
March 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I am only 3 hours into #SunriseOnTheReaping and Suzanne Collins has already shattered my heart countless time 😭 Ms. Collins you are a twisted literary genius.
Tbh the hardest part of my #kneereplacement recovery thus far has been the fact that my cats aren’t allowed to sleep in bed with me 🥲
February 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Tbh the hardest part of my #kneereplacement recovery thus far has been the fact that my cats aren’t allowed to sleep in bed with me 🥲
I’M GOING TO COWBOY CARTER, Y’ALL 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
February 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’M GOING TO COWBOY CARTER, Y’ALL 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
I’m just a personal trainer, with very active sweat glands, standing in front of every company in the world who sells toiletries, begging them to stop charging double the price for “women’s” deodorant that they do for “men’s.”
February 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m just a personal trainer, with very active sweat glands, standing in front of every company in the world who sells toiletries, begging them to stop charging double the price for “women’s” deodorant that they do for “men’s.”
Some men really do think that fairies just inhabit their home and magically keep everything clean. I shoveled my dad’s driveway this weekend and he really looked out the window and said “wow, it’s all clear” when literally every neighbor’s driveway was still covered in snow 🤦🏼♀️
February 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Some men really do think that fairies just inhabit their home and magically keep everything clean. I shoveled my dad’s driveway this weekend and he really looked out the window and said “wow, it’s all clear” when literally every neighbor’s driveway was still covered in snow 🤦🏼♀️
Also me, when someone starts talking to me about their keto diet and they expect me to be on board with it #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Also me, when someone starts talking to me about their keto diet and they expect me to be on board with it #superbowl
Me omw to make my clients do push ups this morning #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me omw to make my clients do push ups this morning #superbowl
I regret to inform you all that 20 minutes of laying in a sunbeam and moving your body actually will improve your physical and mental well-being☀️
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I regret to inform you all that 20 minutes of laying in a sunbeam and moving your body actually will improve your physical and mental well-being☀️