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What's the appropriate ratio of Bailey's to coffee? I'm currently working with 1:3 and I find it acceptable.
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What's the appropriate ratio of Bailey's to coffee? I'm currently working with 1:3 and I find it acceptable.
Do you people actually use Canva??? It's flippin impossible
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Do you people actually use Canva??? It's flippin impossible
Help! I need someone who knows about design things to help me with a Christmas present.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Help! I need someone who knows about design things to help me with a Christmas present.
I am THOROUGHLY enjoying all the boomers complaining about paying taxes on their multimillion pound homes being told to cut back on eating avocado toast.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I am THOROUGHLY enjoying all the boomers complaining about paying taxes on their multimillion pound homes being told to cut back on eating avocado toast.
For so long I've been struggling with docker on my little ubuntu server, and this morning I think I have fixed it!
I think docker was initially installed using snap (not by me, I think it was done by default) and it's caused all manner of problems.
I think docker was initially installed using snap (not by me, I think it was done by default) and it's caused all manner of problems.
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
For so long I've been struggling with docker on my little ubuntu server, and this morning I think I have fixed it!
I think docker was initially installed using snap (not by me, I think it was done by default) and it's caused all manner of problems.
I think docker was initially installed using snap (not by me, I think it was done by default) and it's caused all manner of problems.
Here's a fact I bet you don't know. Both Aldous Huxley and C S Lewis ALSO died on the 22nd November 1963.
I was going to say less dramatically but then read Huxley"s wife stuffed him with LSD in an assisted suicide and that's way more interesting than just getting shot.
I was going to say less dramatically but then read Huxley"s wife stuffed him with LSD in an assisted suicide and that's way more interesting than just getting shot.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Here's a fact I bet you don't know. Both Aldous Huxley and C S Lewis ALSO died on the 22nd November 1963.
I was going to say less dramatically but then read Huxley"s wife stuffed him with LSD in an assisted suicide and that's way more interesting than just getting shot.
I was going to say less dramatically but then read Huxley"s wife stuffed him with LSD in an assisted suicide and that's way more interesting than just getting shot.
I think I've completed consumerism.
There's no books I want to read, I'm bored of all my podcasts, I only watch quiz shows on TV, all my recent Amazon purchases have been cat food not gadgets...
What do I do now?
There's no books I want to read, I'm bored of all my podcasts, I only watch quiz shows on TV, all my recent Amazon purchases have been cat food not gadgets...
What do I do now?
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think I've completed consumerism.
There's no books I want to read, I'm bored of all my podcasts, I only watch quiz shows on TV, all my recent Amazon purchases have been cat food not gadgets...
What do I do now?
There's no books I want to read, I'm bored of all my podcasts, I only watch quiz shows on TV, all my recent Amazon purchases have been cat food not gadgets...
What do I do now?
I am "absolutely right" like a thousand times a day
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am "absolutely right" like a thousand times a day
£350 for the Lego Enterprise? But I already have one...
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
£350 for the Lego Enterprise? But I already have one...
Kid and I defaced the wall of the pub this evening
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Kid and I defaced the wall of the pub this evening
I asked Claude code to get some data from a football API for premier league fixtures and, of course it defaulted to the Maltese premier league. That's definitely what I wanted.
October 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I asked Claude code to get some data from a football API for premier league fixtures and, of course it defaulted to the Maltese premier league. That's definitely what I wanted.
Had a full millennial parenting moment the other day when a radio-edit song came on Spotify in the presence of the child, and I had an internal panic because they didn't mute the word "shit"... then a minute later relaxed because they DID mute the word "bitch" 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Had a full millennial parenting moment the other day when a radio-edit song came on Spotify in the presence of the child, and I had an internal panic because they didn't mute the word "shit"... then a minute later relaxed because they DID mute the word "bitch" 🤣
Wanna feel angry at the world?
As if we're not already angry at the world all the time anyway...
Go watch The Hack on ITV.
I remember it all happening but not all the details. It's wild.
As if we're not already angry at the world all the time anyway...
Go watch The Hack on ITV.
I remember it all happening but not all the details. It's wild.
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Wanna feel angry at the world?
As if we're not already angry at the world all the time anyway...
Go watch The Hack on ITV.
I remember it all happening but not all the details. It's wild.
As if we're not already angry at the world all the time anyway...
Go watch The Hack on ITV.
I remember it all happening but not all the details. It's wild.
There have been more years between 1985 and the release of the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup than there have been between the release of the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup and now
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There have been more years between 1985 and the release of the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup than there have been between the release of the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup and now
At an AI conference, writing an AI powered app using AI.
October 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
At an AI conference, writing an AI powered app using AI.
Proud parent moment - just chatting about whatever and someone ended a sentence with "wake up!".
Child instantly replied "plabnblabdpaobalbd make up"
🤘♥️
Child instantly replied "plabnblabdpaobalbd make up"
🤘♥️
October 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Proud parent moment - just chatting about whatever and someone ended a sentence with "wake up!".
Child instantly replied "plabnblabdpaobalbd make up"
🤘♥️
Child instantly replied "plabnblabdpaobalbd make up"
🤘♥️
Web development should not be an endurance sport 😩
October 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Web development should not be an endurance sport 😩
Today's quality of life improvement
September 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Today's quality of life improvement
I ended up explaining special relativity to the child over lunch, I don't even know how that started 🤷
September 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I ended up explaining special relativity to the child over lunch, I don't even know how that started 🤷
Do you remember in the old days when no one in their right minds would ever consider having a white background on their website?
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Do you remember in the old days when no one in their right minds would ever consider having a white background on their website?
Captain Janeway was 42 when they got BACK to the alpha quadrant.
I'M 42 I'VE NEVER BEEN STRANDED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE
I'M 42 I'VE NEVER BEEN STRANDED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE
August 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Captain Janeway was 42 when they got BACK to the alpha quadrant.
I'M 42 I'VE NEVER BEEN STRANDED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE
I'M 42 I'VE NEVER BEEN STRANDED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE
Got my comedically large pico from @pimoroni.com today. Now I just need a comedically large project for it...!
August 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Got my comedically large pico from @pimoroni.com today. Now I just need a comedically large project for it...!
Found a fellow slipknot fan at a local Taylor swift tribute show.
August 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Found a fellow slipknot fan at a local Taylor swift tribute show.
Why do I keep having to deal with DINNER.
When they invent the meal replacement meal in a pill I'll be first in the queue
When they invent the meal replacement meal in a pill I'll be first in the queue
August 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Why do I keep having to deal with DINNER.
When they invent the meal replacement meal in a pill I'll be first in the queue
When they invent the meal replacement meal in a pill I'll be first in the queue