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@jcoblentz.bsky.social
Is This World For Real 😵💫?
The NFL always has and always will force feed us shitty Dallas teams whether we like it or not.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The NFL always has and always will force feed us shitty Dallas teams whether we like it or not.
They've had months to destroy everything that could possibly be important. It's gone and if someone is implicated in their disappearance will receive a pardon.
The media will be right there to help him, too. Ratings are the only thing that matters even if it means destroying the country.
The media will be right there to help him, too. Ratings are the only thing that matters even if it means destroying the country.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They've had months to destroy everything that could possibly be important. It's gone and if someone is implicated in their disappearance will receive a pardon.
The media will be right there to help him, too. Ratings are the only thing that matters even if it means destroying the country.
The media will be right there to help him, too. Ratings are the only thing that matters even if it means destroying the country.
Eat shit, then resign.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Eat shit, then resign.
Health Insurance, how does it work?
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Health Insurance, how does it work?
He's just trying to emulate Ted
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
He's just trying to emulate Ted
It reminds me of when they take an old and beat up Holiday Inn and make it over to look like a Holiday Inn Express as cheaply as possible.
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It reminds me of when they take an old and beat up Holiday Inn and make it over to look like a Holiday Inn Express as cheaply as possible.
Non-ACA plans are going up too. Mine is in the neighborhood of 18% this year.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Non-ACA plans are going up too. Mine is in the neighborhood of 18% this year.
Those and: A surtax on all large employers whose employees use SNAP benefits. If you're unwilling to pay a living wage, you don't get to have the government subsidize your workforce.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Those and: A surtax on all large employers whose employees use SNAP benefits. If you're unwilling to pay a living wage, you don't get to have the government subsidize your workforce.
Hundo P this will excuse rampant racism in lending
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hundo P this will excuse rampant racism in lending
Sure seems like that job title is necessary
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sure seems like that job title is necessary
How dare they advocate for political representation. It's not as though both Puerto Rico and DC have a larger population than Wyoming, for instance.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How dare they advocate for political representation. It's not as though both Puerto Rico and DC have a larger population than Wyoming, for instance.
Imagine a national political party being led around by the nose by a douchy nazi incel.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Imagine a national political party being led around by the nose by a douchy nazi incel.
Just ask him to name all of his kids
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just ask him to name all of his kids
Every day lived shows what a pernicious lie meritocracy in America is.
I guarantee you can get a misogynistic and racist Speak-N-Spell to perform his job.
*Pulls string*
"The Republican says... women are ruining our workforce"
I guarantee you can get a misogynistic and racist Speak-N-Spell to perform his job.
*Pulls string*
"The Republican says... women are ruining our workforce"
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Every day lived shows what a pernicious lie meritocracy in America is.
I guarantee you can get a misogynistic and racist Speak-N-Spell to perform his job.
*Pulls string*
"The Republican says... women are ruining our workforce"
I guarantee you can get a misogynistic and racist Speak-N-Spell to perform his job.
*Pulls string*
"The Republican says... women are ruining our workforce"
Want to watch a country burn down? Repeal the 19th.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Want to watch a country burn down? Repeal the 19th.
So Virginia is blue now and not purple?
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So Virginia is blue now and not purple?
It's not pastry related but I love when @mrjamesob.bsky.social calls people gammon.
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's not pastry related but I love when @mrjamesob.bsky.social calls people gammon.
This guy gets disappointed every walk because not every human we walk past wants to pet and squeeze him.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This guy gets disappointed every walk because not every human we walk past wants to pet and squeeze him.
Black Chow Chows!! Would they be upset if I hugged them because I don't think I could control myself?
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Black Chow Chows!! Would they be upset if I hugged them because I don't think I could control myself?
I would walk 500 miles....
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I would walk 500 miles....
Thanks for belatedly finding your balls, Neil
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Thanks for belatedly finding your balls, Neil