JC
@jcrussell.bsky.social
I am a dad and hubby first then I have the blessed ability to do the current work life of as a Senior DBA
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JC
@jcrussell.bsky.social
· Jan 31
Don't say we're on the same level then give me chitterlings when you are eating rump roast and steak...
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Minimal compliance
Stupidity Tolerance: -100%
Protocol: Do essentials. Touch nothing in prod. Exit clean.
Weekend containment in progress.
#DBALife
Mood: Minimal compliance
Stupidity Tolerance: -100%
Protocol: Do essentials. Touch nothing in prod. Exit clean.
Weekend containment in progress.
#DBALife
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Minimal compliance
Stupidity Tolerance: -100%
Protocol: Do essentials. Touch nothing in prod. Exit clean.
Weekend containment in progress.
#DBALife
Mood: Minimal compliance
Stupidity Tolerance: -100%
Protocol: Do essentials. Touch nothing in prod. Exit clean.
Weekend containment in progress.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Alert, impatient
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Finish strong. Prepare early. Guard energy.
Friday the 13th incoming.
#DBALife
Mood: Alert, impatient
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Finish strong. Prepare early. Guard energy.
Friday the 13th incoming.
#DBALife
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Alert, impatient
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Finish strong. Prepare early. Guard energy.
Friday the 13th incoming.
#DBALife
Mood: Alert, impatient
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Finish strong. Prepare early. Guard energy.
Friday the 13th incoming.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | TUESDAY
Mood: Endured, not embraced
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: Execute essentials, ignore noise, trust the light
Winter’s grip has loosened.
#DBALife
Mood: Endured, not embraced
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: Execute essentials, ignore noise, trust the light
Winter’s grip has loosened.
#DBALife
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | TUESDAY
Mood: Endured, not embraced
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: Execute essentials, ignore noise, trust the light
Winter’s grip has loosened.
#DBALife
Mood: Endured, not embraced
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: Execute essentials, ignore noise, trust the light
Winter’s grip has loosened.
#DBALife
Major updates: Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show had over one hundred million more viewers than TPUSA’s.
Even Trump watched as the show played in his personal party.
Major week for the Epstein files as Ghislaine Maxwell testifies.
Melania documentary enters “flop territory.”
Even Trump watched as the show played in his personal party.
Major week for the Epstein files as Ghislaine Maxwell testifies.
Melania documentary enters “flop territory.”
Important Update: Trump Furious After Bad Bunny Unites Americans and TPUSA Show Flops as Major Developments with Epstein Files Emerge
Good morning, everyone.
open.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Reposted by JC
Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Running on fumes and sarcasm
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Coffee → systems → humans (in that order)
Proceed with caution.
#DBALife
Mood: Running on fumes and sarcasm
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Coffee → systems → humans (in that order)
Proceed with caution.
#DBALife
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Running on fumes and sarcasm
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Coffee → systems → humans (in that order)
Proceed with caution.
#DBALife
Mood: Running on fumes and sarcasm
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Coffee → systems → humans (in that order)
Proceed with caution.
#DBALife
Bad Bunny was great last night!
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Bad Bunny was great last night!
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: excitable, stressed, semi-conscious
Stupidity Tolerance: extremely low
Protocol: wrap up, touch nothing critical, survive
#DBALife
Mood: excitable, stressed, semi-conscious
Stupidity Tolerance: extremely low
Protocol: wrap up, touch nothing critical, survive
#DBALife
February 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: excitable, stressed, semi-conscious
Stupidity Tolerance: extremely low
Protocol: wrap up, touch nothing critical, survive
#DBALife
Mood: excitable, stressed, semi-conscious
Stupidity Tolerance: extremely low
Protocol: wrap up, touch nothing critical, survive
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: irritated but contained
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: follow process, do the work, minimize noise
#DBALife
Mood: irritated but contained
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: follow process, do the work, minimize noise
#DBALife
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: irritated but contained
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: follow process, do the work, minimize noise
#DBALife
Mood: irritated but contained
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: follow process, do the work, minimize noise
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: midweek, mildly resilient
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: steady work, low drama, conserve energy
#DBALife
Mood: midweek, mildly resilient
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: steady work, low drama, conserve energy
#DBALife
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: midweek, mildly resilient
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: steady work, low drama, conserve energy
#DBALife
Mood: midweek, mildly resilient
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: steady work, low drama, conserve energy
#DBALife
I enjoy that Bugs Bunny is trending on #BlueSky. I do not care why.
bugs bunny from looney tunes is sitting in a hole .
ALT: bugs bunny from looney tunes is sitting in a hole .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I enjoy that Bugs Bunny is trending on #BlueSky. I do not care why.
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: undercaffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: drink coffee, do real work, ignore the rest
#DBALife
Mood: undercaffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: drink coffee, do real work, ignore the rest
#DBALife
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: undercaffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: drink coffee, do real work, ignore the rest
#DBALife
Mood: undercaffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: drink coffee, do real work, ignore the rest
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Done already
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: Don’t touch prod → Do safe work → Avoid people
Coffee soap incident resolved.
#DBALife
Mood: Done already
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: Don’t touch prod → Do safe work → Avoid people
Coffee soap incident resolved.
#DBALife
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Done already
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: Don’t touch prod → Do safe work → Avoid people
Coffee soap incident resolved.
#DBALife
Mood: Done already
Stupidity Tolerance: 0%
Protocol: Don’t touch prod → Do safe work → Avoid people
Coffee soap incident resolved.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Cold, tired, still functioning
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the work → Protect patience → Coast toward Friday
Debating a heartfelt note to Mother Nature.
#DBALife
Mood: Cold, tired, still functioning
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the work → Protect patience → Coast toward Friday
Debating a heartfelt note to Mother Nature.
#DBALife
January 29, 2026 at 1:16 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Cold, tired, still functioning
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the work → Protect patience → Coast toward Friday
Debating a heartfelt note to Mother Nature.
#DBALife
Mood: Cold, tired, still functioning
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the work → Protect patience → Coast toward Friday
Debating a heartfelt note to Mother Nature.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: Midweek functional
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Do one real thing → Protect focus → Ignore noise
Humpless, but handled.
#DBALife
Mood: Midweek functional
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Do one real thing → Protect focus → Ignore noise
Humpless, but handled.
#DBALife
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: Midweek functional
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Do one real thing → Protect focus → Ignore noise
Humpless, but handled.
#DBALife
Mood: Midweek functional
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Do one real thing → Protect focus → Ignore noise
Humpless, but handled.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | TUESDAY
Mood: Annoyed but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: Stabilize → Advance one thing → Ignore the rest
Tuesday achieved.
#DBALife
Mood: Annoyed but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: Stabilize → Advance one thing → Ignore the rest
Tuesday achieved.
#DBALife
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | TUESDAY
Mood: Annoyed but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: Stabilize → Advance one thing → Ignore the rest
Tuesday achieved.
#DBALife
Mood: Annoyed but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 6%
Protocol: Stabilize → Advance one thing → Ignore the rest
Tuesday achieved.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Under-caffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Stabilize → Execute → Ignore nonsense
Winter rules apply.
#DBALife
Mood: Under-caffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Stabilize → Execute → Ignore nonsense
Winter rules apply.
#DBALife
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Under-caffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Stabilize → Execute → Ignore nonsense
Winter rules apply.
#DBALife
Mood: Under-caffeinated but operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 3%
Protocol: Stabilize → Execute → Ignore nonsense
Winter rules apply.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Goofy, guarded, and done
Stupidity Tolerance: 2%
Protocol: Docs, training, no prod changes
Weekend rules are in effect.
#DBALife
Mood: Goofy, guarded, and done
Stupidity Tolerance: 2%
Protocol: Docs, training, no prod changes
Weekend rules are in effect.
#DBALife
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Goofy, guarded, and done
Stupidity Tolerance: 2%
Protocol: Docs, training, no prod changes
Weekend rules are in effect.
#DBALife
Mood: Goofy, guarded, and done
Stupidity Tolerance: 2%
Protocol: Docs, training, no prod changes
Weekend rules are in effect.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Good and cautiously optimistic
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Close loops, avoid risk, protect the weekend
Friday Eve rules apply.
#DBALife
Mood: Good and cautiously optimistic
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Close loops, avoid risk, protect the weekend
Friday Eve rules apply.
#DBALife
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Good and cautiously optimistic
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Close loops, avoid risk, protect the weekend
Friday Eve rules apply.
#DBALife
Mood: Good and cautiously optimistic
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Close loops, avoid risk, protect the weekend
Friday Eve rules apply.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: Neutral and operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Execute, finish, disengage
Humpless but holding.
#DBALife
Mood: Neutral and operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Execute, finish, disengage
Humpless but holding.
#DBALife
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | WEDNESDAY
Mood: Neutral and operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Execute, finish, disengage
Humpless but holding.
#DBALife
Mood: Neutral and operational
Stupidity Tolerance: 8%
Protocol: Execute, finish, disengage
Humpless but holding.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | TUESDAY
Mood: Tired but vindicated
Stupidity Tolerance: 15%
Protocol: Celebrate IU, caffeinate, ignore nonsense
2026 CFP Champs hits different.
#DBALife
Mood: Tired but vindicated
Stupidity Tolerance: 15%
Protocol: Celebrate IU, caffeinate, ignore nonsense
2026 CFP Champs hits different.
#DBALife
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | TUESDAY
Mood: Tired but vindicated
Stupidity Tolerance: 15%
Protocol: Celebrate IU, caffeinate, ignore nonsense
2026 CFP Champs hits different.
#DBALife
Mood: Tired but vindicated
Stupidity Tolerance: 15%
Protocol: Celebrate IU, caffeinate, ignore nonsense
2026 CFP Champs hits different.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Running on fumes and professionalism
Stupidity Tolerance: 25%
Protocol: Caffeinate, stabilize, ignore nonsense
Proceed at your own risk.
#DBALife
Mood: Running on fumes and professionalism
Stupidity Tolerance: 25%
Protocol: Caffeinate, stabilize, ignore nonsense
Proceed at your own risk.
#DBALife
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | MONDAY
Mood: Running on fumes and professionalism
Stupidity Tolerance: 25%
Protocol: Caffeinate, stabilize, ignore nonsense
Proceed at your own risk.
#DBALife
Mood: Running on fumes and professionalism
Stupidity Tolerance: 25%
Protocol: Caffeinate, stabilize, ignore nonsense
Proceed at your own risk.
#DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Mentally offline
Stupidity Tolerance: < 0%
Protocol: No prod, no changes, no heroics
Weekend protection enabled. #DBALife
Mood: Mentally offline
Stupidity Tolerance: < 0%
Protocol: No prod, no changes, no heroics
Weekend protection enabled. #DBALife
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | FRIDAY
Mood: Mentally offline
Stupidity Tolerance: < 0%
Protocol: No prod, no changes, no heroics
Weekend protection enabled. #DBALife
Mood: Mentally offline
Stupidity Tolerance: < 0%
Protocol: No prod, no changes, no heroics
Weekend protection enabled. #DBALife
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Running soft checks, not full diagnostics
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the minimum well, defer the rest
Almost there.
Thank you, Ms. Willena R. Cannon and Ms. Claudette Colvin—your strength, courage, and impact matter, and they’re not forgotten.
#DBALife
Mood: Running soft checks, not full diagnostics
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the minimum well, defer the rest
Almost there.
Thank you, Ms. Willena R. Cannon and Ms. Claudette Colvin—your strength, courage, and impact matter, and they’re not forgotten.
#DBALife
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
✅ SYSTEM ONLINE | THURSDAY
Mood: Running soft checks, not full diagnostics
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the minimum well, defer the rest
Almost there.
Thank you, Ms. Willena R. Cannon and Ms. Claudette Colvin—your strength, courage, and impact matter, and they’re not forgotten.
#DBALife
Mood: Running soft checks, not full diagnostics
Stupidity Tolerance: 5%
Protocol: Do the minimum well, defer the rest
Almost there.
Thank you, Ms. Willena R. Cannon and Ms. Claudette Colvin—your strength, courage, and impact matter, and they’re not forgotten.
#DBALife