Chris Tucker
jctucker.bsky.social
Chris Tucker
@jctucker.bsky.social
Friend 1: “We should do a trip to Denver.”

Friend 2: “You don’t want to go to Denver. It’s like if Seattle and San Francisco had a child and stuck it too high in the atmosphere.”
July 9, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Me, when waking up from a nap when on a plane: “Am I there yet?”
July 9, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Vegas has to wait a bit. Mechanical issues = diversion and free lunch at DEN!
July 8, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Overheard while boarding a plane to Vegas:
Mom: “Everyone has to be on the lookout for celebrities.”
Kid: “I don’t even know what celebrities look like!”
😂
July 8, 2023 at 3:16 PM