Officially in a food coma.
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Officially in a food coma.
Gets away with it because he seems to be a very decent human, but Saka is an appalling diver.
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Gets away with it because he seems to be a very decent human, but Saka is an appalling diver.
They're generally effective, but by god Arsenal are a chore to watch.
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
They're generally effective, but by god Arsenal are a chore to watch.
One of Darren Fletcher's lads coming on. Fuck me I'm old.
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
One of Darren Fletcher's lads coming on. Fuck me I'm old.
Watching these Everton players try to pass a football forwards is painful.
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Watching these Everton players try to pass a football forwards is painful.
Everton-Arsenal might be the lowest xBarclays of any game this season.
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Everton-Arsenal might be the lowest xBarclays of any game this season.
Very much enjoyed Gary Neville treating Romero with the contempt he deserved.
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Very much enjoyed Gary Neville treating Romero with the contempt he deserved.
Can't work out Curtis Jones. The numbers say he's really, really good in some areas but every time I watch him, I end up wondering which competition he won to be here.
December 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can't work out Curtis Jones. The numbers say he's really, really good in some areas but every time I watch him, I end up wondering which competition he won to be here.
Romero. What a moron.
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Romero. What a moron.
Actual lunatics arguing that Simons shouldn't have been sent off. Tread on someone's calf/achilles without getting anywhere near the ball and it's a red. End of.
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Actual lunatics arguing that Simons shouldn't have been sent off. Tread on someone's calf/achilles without getting anywhere near the ball and it's a red. End of.
They've nailed so much about the look of this show, but the 'psychotic goth' look to Aerion's armour might be the best of the lot.
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
They've nailed so much about the look of this show, but the 'psychotic goth' look to Aerion's armour might be the best of the lot.
Just spotted the 'trophies won' bit. 😭
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Just spotted the 'trophies won' bit. 😭
Dortmund had Chelsea's pants down with Gittens. Painfully average and yet another case of a young attack from the Bundesliga turning out not to be good.
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Dortmund had Chelsea's pants down with Gittens. Painfully average and yet another case of a young attack from the Bundesliga turning out not to be good.
Can't stop sniggering at the Wirtz graph. 150m Euros!
December 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Can't stop sniggering at the Wirtz graph. 150m Euros!
Birthday tomorrow, and instead of turning 36 I feel like I'm turning 46 after 90 minutes of that.
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Birthday tomorrow, and instead of turning 36 I feel like I'm turning 46 after 90 minutes of that.
Luke Shaw, time to learn Arabic buddy.
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Luke Shaw, time to learn Arabic buddy.
Amorim is going to troll us all by playing 4-3-3, but sticking two full backs in the winger positions.
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Amorim is going to troll us all by playing 4-3-3, but sticking two full backs in the winger positions.
A literal grandad is playing in the NFL ffs.
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A literal grandad is playing in the NFL ffs.
The Cherki-Foden axis of evil is going to be a problem.
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The Cherki-Foden axis of evil is going to be a problem.
Reposted by Jack
Rob Edwards was the manager of the last two teams to score three times in a match against Arsenal.
6/12/23 Luton Town 3-4 Arsenal
13/12/25 Arsenal 2-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers.
6/12/23 Luton Town 3-4 Arsenal
13/12/25 Arsenal 2-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers.
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Rob Edwards was the manager of the last two teams to score three times in a match against Arsenal.
6/12/23 Luton Town 3-4 Arsenal
13/12/25 Arsenal 2-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers.
6/12/23 Luton Town 3-4 Arsenal
13/12/25 Arsenal 2-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers.
Fella who just scored for Burnley is apparently Peruvian and Helena Christensen's nephew.
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fella who just scored for Burnley is apparently Peruvian and Helena Christensen's nephew.
New car sorted. Lets go.
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
New car sorted. Lets go.
This O'Reilly is a proper player.
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This O'Reilly is a proper player.