Dave Core
@jdavecore.bsky.social
Just a member of the loyal opposition waiting for marching orders to start the revolution or the collapse of the status quo - whichever comes first.
What's the over/under on Trump ordering all Japanese deported this weekend when he hears they attacked Pearl Harbor?
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What's the over/under on Trump ordering all Japanese deported this weekend when he hears they attacked Pearl Harbor?
If the "war on drugs" is now at literal war justifying the killing of drug runners, then I say the "war on poverty" is also hereby literal, and it's high time we started bombing us some billionaire mother fuckers.
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If the "war on drugs" is now at literal war justifying the killing of drug runners, then I say the "war on poverty" is also hereby literal, and it's high time we started bombing us some billionaire mother fuckers.
Trublicans, Trumplicans, and Re-Trumplicans were all right there.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trublicans, Trumplicans, and Re-Trumplicans were all right there.
Apparently MTG chose Jan 5 as her departure date because on Jan 3 she'll qualify for a full pension. I see this as a rare opportunity for bipartisanship. They could work together to expell her on January 2.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Apparently MTG chose Jan 5 as her departure date because on Jan 3 she'll qualify for a full pension. I see this as a rare opportunity for bipartisanship. They could work together to expell her on January 2.
A curious Trump staffer: What would a liberal sniper write on a shell casing?
Grock: I dunno. Anti ICE?
Another curious Trump staffer: What would a liberal kidnapper write on the skin of his victim?
Grock: I dunno. Is racist?
Grock: I dunno. Anti ICE?
Another curious Trump staffer: What would a liberal kidnapper write on the skin of his victim?
Grock: I dunno. Is racist?
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A curious Trump staffer: What would a liberal sniper write on a shell casing?
Grock: I dunno. Anti ICE?
Another curious Trump staffer: What would a liberal kidnapper write on the skin of his victim?
Grock: I dunno. Is racist?
Grock: I dunno. Anti ICE?
Another curious Trump staffer: What would a liberal kidnapper write on the skin of his victim?
Grock: I dunno. Is racist?
I almost wish Trump had waited til the 25th to sign the bill. That way. 30 days later, when DOJ releases them, it would be the greatest Xmas eve gift of all time.
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I almost wish Trump had waited til the 25th to sign the bill. That way. 30 days later, when DOJ releases them, it would be the greatest Xmas eve gift of all time.
Somebody should hack the Trump merch store and put it a page for Trump branded kneepads
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Somebody should hack the Trump merch store and put it a page for Trump branded kneepads
Where's Ken Starr when we need him? He found the blue dress. He could find the long tie.
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Where's Ken Starr when we need him? He found the blue dress. He could find the long tie.
Now that we are learning that Trump once gave Clinton a bj, I guess the next question is "Where did Bill insert the cigar?"
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Now that we are learning that Trump once gave Clinton a bj, I guess the next question is "Where did Bill insert the cigar?"
It's actually far more likely that Bill Clinton was working as an informant for the FBI when he flew on Epstein's plane, but if somebody tried to float that as an excuse I'd wonder why they were insulting my intelligence like that.
September 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It's actually far more likely that Bill Clinton was working as an informant for the FBI when he flew on Epstein's plane, but if somebody tried to float that as an excuse I'd wonder why they were insulting my intelligence like that.
Apparently Trump is unwell and concerned with getting into heaven, so if he survivrs til Christmas hackers should break into all the smart TVs in the Whitehouse so they only play versions of a Christmas Carroll 24/7.
September 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Apparently Trump is unwell and concerned with getting into heaven, so if he survivrs til Christmas hackers should break into all the smart TVs in the Whitehouse so they only play versions of a Christmas Carroll 24/7.
I'm very tempted to start a trend of anonymously tipping ICE to locations that have been booby trapped with nets that trip when doors are entered releasing dozens of subway sandwiches.
We could call it "schnitzeling" because it's breaded pig.
We could call it "schnitzeling" because it's breaded pig.
August 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm very tempted to start a trend of anonymously tipping ICE to locations that have been booby trapped with nets that trip when doors are entered releasing dozens of subway sandwiches.
We could call it "schnitzeling" because it's breaded pig.
We could call it "schnitzeling" because it's breaded pig.
If there's going to be a free & fair election in '28 (which I guess is only like a 30% chance right now,) dems should nominate Newsome or O'Rourke and he should name Warren as his VP. Then if he wins he should resign in year three and Warren should make AOC her VP.
We could be a matriarchy by '32.
We could be a matriarchy by '32.
August 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If there's going to be a free & fair election in '28 (which I guess is only like a 30% chance right now,) dems should nominate Newsome or O'Rourke and he should name Warren as his VP. Then if he wins he should resign in year three and Warren should make AOC her VP.
We could be a matriarchy by '32.
We could be a matriarchy by '32.
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Whenever Donald Trump comes on TV,
We liberals in our houses laugh at him.
He was a laughing stock from sea to sea,
Fat, stupid, and bragadociously grim.
Whenever Donald Trump comes on TV,
We liberals in our houses laugh at him.
He was a laughing stock from sea to sea,
Fat, stupid, and bragadociously grim.
August 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Whenever Donald Trump comes on TV,
We liberals in our houses laugh at him.
He was a laughing stock from sea to sea,
Fat, stupid, and bragadociously grim.
Whenever Donald Trump comes on TV,
We liberals in our houses laugh at him.
He was a laughing stock from sea to sea,
Fat, stupid, and bragadociously grim.
It should be noted that part of the reason the department of labor statistics has been having such large swings in their initial vs their revised monthly job reports is they were forced to reduce their sample size significantly due to doge budget cuts.
In other words, the fault is Trump's.
In other words, the fault is Trump's.
August 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It should be noted that part of the reason the department of labor statistics has been having such large swings in their initial vs their revised monthly job reports is they were forced to reduce their sample size significantly due to doge budget cuts.
In other words, the fault is Trump's.
In other words, the fault is Trump's.
Trump's parade crowd looked like his first inaugural crowd. He should have moved his parade indoors like he did with his second inaugural.
#NoKings
#NoKings
June 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Trump's parade crowd looked like his first inaugural crowd. He should have moved his parade indoors like he did with his second inaugural.
#NoKings
#NoKings
So I'm working today and a guy comes in dressed like he's on his way to a Trump rally, but I'm sure he's just going home to dare anyone to try and have a pleasant Easter dinner.
April 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So I'm working today and a guy comes in dressed like he's on his way to a Trump rally, but I'm sure he's just going home to dare anyone to try and have a pleasant Easter dinner.
It must have been difficult for Loomer to recommend those firings. Not emotionally, obviously. She has no emotions. It must have been hard because it's difficult to speak with a mushroom-shaped penis in your mouth.
April 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It must have been difficult for Loomer to recommend those firings. Not emotionally, obviously. She has no emotions. It must have been hard because it's difficult to speak with a mushroom-shaped penis in your mouth.
They are using plain clothes ICE agents with no warrants to "arrest" women on the street forcing them into unmarked vans.
This looks identical to white slavers abducting women on the street. If gangs just begin grabbing women and telling bystanders it's an immigration issue, how will we know?
This looks identical to white slavers abducting women on the street. If gangs just begin grabbing women and telling bystanders it's an immigration issue, how will we know?
March 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
They are using plain clothes ICE agents with no warrants to "arrest" women on the street forcing them into unmarked vans.
This looks identical to white slavers abducting women on the street. If gangs just begin grabbing women and telling bystanders it's an immigration issue, how will we know?
This looks identical to white slavers abducting women on the street. If gangs just begin grabbing women and telling bystanders it's an immigration issue, how will we know?
Dear Trumpers, the actual 3rd Reich which was supposed to last 1000 years only lasted about 12 years. Trump's Reich began 9 years ago. Your time is growing short.
March 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Dear Trumpers, the actual 3rd Reich which was supposed to last 1000 years only lasted about 12 years. Trump's Reich began 9 years ago. Your time is growing short.
I hear Trump refuses to step outside to witness the lunar eclipse saying, "No way! I'm not falling for that again."
March 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I hear Trump refuses to step outside to witness the lunar eclipse saying, "No way! I'm not falling for that again."
Raw with da Boebert bang, da-bang, piggy-piggy-piggy!
IYKYK
IYKYK
February 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Raw with da Boebert bang, da-bang, piggy-piggy-piggy!
IYKYK
IYKYK
I'm taking this as permission. Start the revolution.
February 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm taking this as permission. Start the revolution.
Strong unions give the benefit of a bargaining position to help maintain proper staffing levels. Yes, it's largely Trump's fault there weren't enough traffic controllers on staff to prevent the collision, but there's blame to go around. We should blame Ronald Reagan too.
www.npr.org/2021/08/05/1...
www.npr.org/2021/08/05/1...
Looking Back On When President Reagan Fired The Air Traffic Controllers
Thursday marks 40 years since former President Ronald Reagan fired more than 11,000 striking air traffic controllers. That dealt a serious blow to the American labor movement.
www.npr.org
February 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Strong unions give the benefit of a bargaining position to help maintain proper staffing levels. Yes, it's largely Trump's fault there weren't enough traffic controllers on staff to prevent the collision, but there's blame to go around. We should blame Ronald Reagan too.
www.npr.org/2021/08/05/1...
www.npr.org/2021/08/05/1...