Jessica Burris
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Jessica Burris
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I read quite a bit.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream is one of my favorites! So glorious in all its excess. I hope you continue to have a great time.
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I always think of it as “try hard” style
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I feel like this would make most anyone uncomfortable, but as an autistic person myself, this is legit nightmare fuel.
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Desperately churning out his tried-and-true talking points 🙄
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
With a recommended reading list!
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Right?! That was my initial thought too.
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I opened it about four months ago, and when I saw that my 20+ notifications (😳) were majority from Musk’s account, I immediately closed out with no further inspection.
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What a precious girl. 🥹
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ah yes, that most hate-filled of constitutionally protected rights, peaceful protest 🙄🙄🙄
October 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Love the whole “boys will be boys” attitude from the VP; I’d easily bet two million dollars that his response would be QUITE different if it was problematic rhetoric from young guys on the opposite side of the aisle. He’d be out screaming about degenerate youth so fast we’d get whiplash.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Pretty soon the once-swimming pool (turned press room) will magically be an in-house neurological care center. 🫠
October 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This from the guy who titled his latest book “Lions and Scavengers.” Ok, buddy.
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I could write a more theologically interesting take on KPop Demon Hunters than whatever Thiel’s current sweaty proselytizing involves.
October 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
One of my all-time favorite Gene Wilder moments. I quote it all the time. 🤣
October 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The cognitive dissonance and emotional detachment you’d have to practice in order to be part of this administration is tragic. A knowing practice of draining your own humanity.
October 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Love how the Speaker of the House of the United States fairly regularly answers questions with some version of “No clue, wasn’t paying attention.” It’s the most embarrassing attempt at obfuscation I’ve ever seen. “Don’t ask me; I’m an idiot!” 🤦🏻‍♀️
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I was the seventh grader who was JAZZED when we finally got what I considered respectable spelling words like “indispensable” and “miscellaneous.” Words I’d been reading for years in the gigantic dictionary I was gifted after begging for it. Very normal, totally fine. 🤣
October 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Yet another distraction to attempt cloaking this administration’s staggering corruption and ineptitude.
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
WTF
October 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It heartens the poors to see such social engagements; gives everyone that feeling of normalcy. 🙄
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Legitimately thought it was some sort of hair pick at first glance.
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just for my own plebeian understanding, I’d like someone to explain how you can have fun AND take no pleasure simultaneously.
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM