we got what we asked for and it is terrible. no one but ourselves to blame

I attended exactly one awards ceremony, and over the four hours the realization that every one of these bits is the same drove me insane: Celeb A pretends to go off prompter, Celeb B pretends to be surprised, they both keep reading off the prompter

it's a bad sign that after all these years I finally know what Jerome Powell looks like

All together now: “SHEEEEEEEIITTT”

Shoutout to my fellow fans who accidentally added it to their watch list while clicking through to something else and then were too lazy to remove it

@drewmagary.bsky.social

Shocking