Jackie
@jdemolee.bsky.social
plaid is my favorite color • brings hot dish & “dontchaknow” everywhere I go
What you'll find here: pop culture/music, politics, elder millennial things, and some times higher ed ramblings
What you'll find here: pop culture/music, politics, elder millennial things, and some times higher ed ramblings
The Venn diagram of people who take their decorations down immediately after Christmas and the people who put up Christmas decorations Nov 1 is a circle.
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The Venn diagram of people who take their decorations down immediately after Christmas and the people who put up Christmas decorations Nov 1 is a circle.
I would like to declare war on corporations as someone with a December birthday.
THE DISCOUNT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ISN’T SPECIAL IF YOU’RE GIVING THE SAME DISCOUNT TO EVERYBODY DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 😤
THE DISCOUNT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ISN’T SPECIAL IF YOU’RE GIVING THE SAME DISCOUNT TO EVERYBODY DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 😤
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I would like to declare war on corporations as someone with a December birthday.
THE DISCOUNT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ISN’T SPECIAL IF YOU’RE GIVING THE SAME DISCOUNT TO EVERYBODY DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 😤
THE DISCOUNT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ISN’T SPECIAL IF YOU’RE GIVING THE SAME DISCOUNT TO EVERYBODY DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 😤
I was supposed to head to Boston tomorrow through the weekend for work, but the trip is canceled because some folks are facing poor weather. Bummed I won’t get to Matthews Arena before the tear-down.
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I was supposed to head to Boston tomorrow through the weekend for work, but the trip is canceled because some folks are facing poor weather. Bummed I won’t get to Matthews Arena before the tear-down.
DNA test says that I'm 69% Swedish and 10% Scottish/Northern Ireland. I am a little shook I'm more Scottish than Norwegian.
I'm more Swedish than my sister who is more diverse DNA-wise.
I'm more Swedish than my sister who is more diverse DNA-wise.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
DNA test says that I'm 69% Swedish and 10% Scottish/Northern Ireland. I am a little shook I'm more Scottish than Norwegian.
I'm more Swedish than my sister who is more diverse DNA-wise.
I'm more Swedish than my sister who is more diverse DNA-wise.
Pre-order record mid-August for mid-October
Receive email saying shipping label was created October 18
Tracking only shows the label was created and never received by UPS.
Receive email saying shipping label was created October 18
Tracking only shows the label was created and never received by UPS.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Pre-order record mid-August for mid-October
Receive email saying shipping label was created October 18
Tracking only shows the label was created and never received by UPS.
Receive email saying shipping label was created October 18
Tracking only shows the label was created and never received by UPS.
Realized that the venue pre-sale was happening at the same time as the artist pre-sale. I was like "there's no way over 100,000 people did the artist pre-sale in MSLP. Which explains everything.
One ticket available on Ticketmaster, but you can't buy it because they have it set so that you can only buy it in a pair. Ticketmaster is such a fraud company.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Realized that the venue pre-sale was happening at the same time as the artist pre-sale. I was like "there's no way over 100,000 people did the artist pre-sale in MSLP. Which explains everything.
One ticket available on Ticketmaster, but you can't buy it because they have it set so that you can only buy it in a pair. Ticketmaster is such a fraud company.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
One ticket available on Ticketmaster, but you can't buy it because they have it set so that you can only buy it in a pair. Ticketmaster is such a fraud company.
Forgot about Olivia Dean pre-sale. Just got in the queue on Ticketmaster and there are 99,176 people in front of me for the Minneapolis show... 😒
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Forgot about Olivia Dean pre-sale. Just got in the queue on Ticketmaster and there are 99,176 people in front of me for the Minneapolis show... 😒
First period 👍
Second period 👎
Second period 👎
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
First period 👍
Second period 👎
Second period 👎
Turning on the AC in mid-November is criminal.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Turning on the AC in mid-November is criminal.
When my therapist asks me, "What does a good day look like?" I'm going to say Nov 14, 2025. 😅
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When my therapist asks me, "What does a good day look like?" I'm going to say Nov 14, 2025. 😅
Shook, actually got tickets!
Mentally preparing for the blood bath it's going to be for Hayley Williams tickets. Literally 1800 capacity venue for two nights. 😂💀 Probably more likely to be hit by lightening.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Shook, actually got tickets!
Mentally preparing for the blood bath it's going to be for Hayley Williams tickets. Literally 1800 capacity venue for two nights. 😂💀 Probably more likely to be hit by lightening.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Mentally preparing for the blood bath it's going to be for Hayley Williams tickets. Literally 1800 capacity venue for two nights. 😂💀 Probably more likely to be hit by lightening.
It's going to be almost 70 degrees tomoroww in IC.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's going to be almost 70 degrees tomoroww in IC.
I don’t think you’ve truly lived until you’ve spent 40+ minutes waiting/taxiing on the tarmac of O’Hare 😂
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I don’t think you’ve truly lived until you’ve spent 40+ minutes waiting/taxiing on the tarmac of O’Hare 😂
Doing everything today except packing/preparing for my trip/vaction tomorrow. 😂 Note: I just don't want to do any of the work to prepare for the trip, it's not that I don't want to go on the trip.
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Doing everything today except packing/preparing for my trip/vaction tomorrow. 😂 Note: I just don't want to do any of the work to prepare for the trip, it's not that I don't want to go on the trip.
Reason #196638 why I can’t be trusted with adult money
(Bernadette is here to sleigh all day)
(Bernadette is here to sleigh all day)
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reason #196638 why I can’t be trusted with adult money
(Bernadette is here to sleigh all day)
(Bernadette is here to sleigh all day)
Caribou really popped off with their holiday drink-ware this season
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Caribou really popped off with their holiday drink-ware this season
Saw a chipmunk 🐿️ walking an avocado 🥑 earlier tonight
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Saw a chipmunk 🐿️ walking an avocado 🥑 earlier tonight
Every time I pre-order another record when I told myself I wouldn't order any more for the rest of the year.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Every time I pre-order another record when I told myself I wouldn't order any more for the rest of the year.
Recession indicator
Congratulations to everyone for rediscovering Buzzfeed's 2013 listicle "13 Mugshots of the Hottest Guys Ever Arrested"
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Recession indicator
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I hate streaming these days. Want to watch something? Oh, either have to buy to rent it on Amazon or get a new subscription service. To heck with that 🏴☠️
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I hate streaming these days. Want to watch something? Oh, either have to buy to rent it on Amazon or get a new subscription service. To heck with that 🏴☠️
Petition for a co headline Hayley Williams and Bleachers tour.
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Petition for a co headline Hayley Williams and Bleachers tour.