need my love life to work out soon I’m running out of Lego flowers to give women on first dates
May 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
need my love life to work out soon I’m running out of Lego flowers to give women on first dates
the sexual tension between me, my credit card, and the $150 upgrade to first class on a 2.5 hour flight
March 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the sexual tension between me, my credit card, and the $150 upgrade to first class on a 2.5 hour flight
dear jimmy John’s your godforsaken app does not need to send me notifications about toasted sandwiches at 645am
March 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
dear jimmy John’s your godforsaken app does not need to send me notifications about toasted sandwiches at 645am
If I had a nickel for every time a woman on a dating app asked if I was autistic when I said I build legos I would have 2 nickels
March 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a woman on a dating app asked if I was autistic when I said I build legos I would have 2 nickels
I want one thing and it’s illicit affairs (live)
February 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I want one thing and it’s illicit affairs (live)
me n the boys sending our best count orlock impression in the gc
January 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
me n the boys sending our best count orlock impression in the gc
$2.75 Tito’s and country dancing this Friday sign me the fuck up
January 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
$2.75 Tito’s and country dancing this Friday sign me the fuck up
now that I’m here I gotta mute all the annoying people again
November 17, 2024 at 8:08 PM
now that I’m here I gotta mute all the annoying people again
it’s so hard being the only one in the GC awake before 7am
November 16, 2024 at 1:50 PM
it’s so hard being the only one in the GC awake before 7am
who hasn’t wandered around an HEB at night
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 AM
who hasn’t wandered around an HEB at night
hello to my one follower
November 16, 2024 at 2:04 AM
hello to my one follower