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Ghouled JD Gunderson

@jdgunderson.bsky.social

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• Graphics person by day, Storyteller by night. • Multi-instrumentalist. • Twitch Affiliate www.twitch.tv/thenew0riginal • I tell vampire stories for charity at Cainite Chronicles: https://linktr.ee/cainitechronicles 🇵🇸 🪶 #ttrpg #vampirethemasquerade

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 1d

Need a banana for scale

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love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 2d

give greta thunberg a gundam

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 1d

I need someone to make a version of this where each bonk is a taco bell bong

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t say that in Latin. That’s how you get zombies.

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 2d

I truly hate to say this, but lifting heavy things is actually good for you and feels good while doing it. Devastating.

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 2d

Please don’t tell the government I’m building a suit of power armor in my garage :(

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 2d

I’m truly trying to be sympathetic for their loss, but I don’t have a frame of reference for losing my own replica Nobunaga castle on my private island. Honestly, my bad

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 3d

Racism

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 3d

🎶 early in the morning, risin' to the street🎵 (crunching knee sounds)

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 5d

It’s a sincere observation and question, but okay

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 5d

Uh, they haven’t deviated from executive branch orders once in the last 10 months. Maybe I should ask, what makes you think they would change course now?

Cardi B gesturing that she sees the obvious

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 5d

Bad news: the military will comply with the executive branch.

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 6d

Dave

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 6d

Thick thighs save lives or something

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Sudden Deth ☠️ @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 6d

All machines must now be gendered. My toaster has tits.

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 6d

I had to explain CS 1.6 to one of my coworkers who plays Counter-Strike 2. Animated mouths ajar, blaring Zombie Nation. Wall-to-wall wildly pornographic custom sprays. We had it all, didn’t we?

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 6d

What’s more romantic than a liminal space with an ominous presence of dread?

Pictured: a waffle house surrounded by fog
“What if we kissed at the Silent Hill Waffle House”

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 6d

guy who calls the most recent game they’ve beaten “GAME OF THE YEAR”

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 6d

It’s been a long while since I’ve participated in a play-by-post game, but I’ve come prepared: thesaurus(dot)com is bookmarked and ready for my stupid words

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 7d

Hmmm, I might be a Sith for Halloween this year. 🤔

I should probably order some red/orange contacts now if that’s the case. Might need some Clear Eyes drops too for the bit.

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 7d

From the folks that both-sides an active genocide.

Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 8d

The only real difference is now they’re targeting domestic groups they deem as “the enemy,” but I don’t think they understand that the application of such violence locally will never work as it would elsewhere.

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 8d

‘Go forth and commit the most atrocious acts of violence in the name of the country’ has sort of been the case for American foreign policy for a while now. Hearing it from a drunk clown changes nothing, really.

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 9d

Accidentally fell asleep too early, now I’m wide awake at 3 am

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Ghouled JD Gunderson @jdgunderson.bsky.social · 9d

Motherhood comes in all shapes, and sometimes it looks like setting up a brutality at a tournament

Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms - Dexerto

A mother is going viral after winning a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding her five-day-old daughter in her arms.