Every accusation is a confession.
June 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Every accusation is a confession.
99 seems like a real generous estimate.
March 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
99 seems like a real generous estimate.
I just imagine him typing it while wiping the ground up ketamine off his nose.
February 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I just imagine him typing it while wiping the ground up ketamine off his nose.
Humbly submitted.
February 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Humbly submitted.
I cover the mid-section/hips with things like pouches and nades. Much harder to tell the model has a weird anatomy that way.
February 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I cover the mid-section/hips with things like pouches and nades. Much harder to tell the model has a weird anatomy that way.
Additionally, I try to stick to the double plus unsmart as a default setting. Much easier life goal.
February 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Additionally, I try to stick to the double plus unsmart as a default setting. Much easier life goal.
It reads like someone trying really hard to sound smart, but they tried too hard and sound double plus unsmart.
February 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It reads like someone trying really hard to sound smart, but they tried too hard and sound double plus unsmart.
When my daughter was five she started leaving gifts for the crows. I asked her why and she said she was trying to befriend them so they would attack her brother.
February 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
When my daughter was five she started leaving gifts for the crows. I asked her why and she said she was trying to befriend them so they would attack her brother.
I can’t believe I was too lazy to be born rich. Guess I’m stuck here, too.
January 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I can’t believe I was too lazy to be born rich. Guess I’m stuck here, too.
It’s so cute! I love it!
January 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s so cute! I love it!
Happy to see you on Bluesky!
January 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy to see you on Bluesky!
I might know two people with kayaks.
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I might know two people with kayaks.
I’m willing to test them out, for science.
January 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m willing to test them out, for science.
It’s always been insane to me to see people supporting the troops by voting to cut benefits.
December 5, 2024 at 1:26 PM
It’s always been insane to me to see people supporting the troops by voting to cut benefits.
I thought we were leaving the offensive stuff on Twitter.
November 26, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I thought we were leaving the offensive stuff on Twitter.
I’m sure this won’t mess up grocery store prices at all.
November 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I’m sure this won’t mess up grocery store prices at all.
You can’t fool me by posting the same picture twice.
November 23, 2024 at 2:17 AM
You can’t fool me by posting the same picture twice.
We do enjoy jeans, this is true.
November 17, 2024 at 5:02 PM
We do enjoy jeans, this is true.
I went to block this and found out I already blocked it. Loving this ability to take out the things I don’t want to see.
November 17, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I went to block this and found out I already blocked it. Loving this ability to take out the things I don’t want to see.
Great now I’m gonna be singing this again for a few days.
November 16, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Great now I’m gonna be singing this again for a few days.
Sleep is for the weak and poorly caffeinated!
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Sleep is for the weak and poorly caffeinated!