Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 10h

For your consideration:

- packet of diapers (19 count)
- eggs (30 count)
- peanut butter
- jelly
- 3x gallon whole milk.

$43

a video game that says it 's dangerous to go alone

ALT: a video game that says it 's dangerous to go alone

media.tenor.com

1

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 18h

Hey, nowadays that is the Google experience…

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 18h

These babies now walk to the stove, holding bowls with their best “can I have some more, sir?” faces.

It’s uncanny: the first two years are an insane amount of learning, and I swear 90% of it is “what are the buttons and how can I push them?”

a cartoon cat is wearing a black beanie and standing in front of a sign that says push the button

ALT: a cartoon cat is wearing a black beanie and standing in front of a sign that says push the button

media.tenor.com

1 4

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 18h

Why I despise refunds:

- they happen 2 months after the fact.
- you’re paying interest while you wait
- if you get a wire transfer you actually may pay fees.

It sucks.

It is predating on our young, and it sucks.

Did I mention it sucks?

Sigh.

a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom

ALT: a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom

media.tenor.com

3

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, the Gurdon is so special, and a great part of that is/was John.

To this day, it is the one place I would go back to.

1

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 1d

www.cam.ac.uk/research/new...

I am shocked.

I know, 92, I shouldn’t be.

But Sir John Gurdon was so full of life!

I recall a conversation over breakfast at the Gurdon Institute, where Sir John, about 80 at the time, was complaining about not quite being able to do figure 8s ice-skating.

Goals.

Nobel Laureate Professor Sir John Gurdon dies aged 92

It is with great sadness that the University shares the news of the death of Professor Sir John Gurdon, founder of the Gurdon Institute.

www.cam.ac.uk

1 12

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 1d

It was not directed at any of the grown ups :P

1

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 1d

“A boy told me I was beautiful.”

kermit the frog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says `` wait ... whaaaat ? ''

ALT: kermit the frog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says `` wait ... whaaaat ? ''

media.tenor.com

1 3

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, iPSC folk - anyone have some cool Rett syndrome iPSC lines with isogenic controls they are willing to part with?

Asking for…. Well, me.

We have found something cool in another model we would love to test :)

a groundhog is standing on a rock with its mouth open and saying hey ! hey ! hey !

ALT: a groundhog is standing on a rock with its mouth open and saying hey ! hey ! hey !

media.tenor.com

2

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 2d

“What did you do today?”

“Well I finished a readable draft of my specific aims for an R01, and sent it to a bunch of people so they can absolutely trash it before I have to show it to another group of people so they can trash it.”

“Academia is fun, right?”

“Right.”

a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and the words sureeeee are visible

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and the words sureeeee are visible

media.tenor.com

14

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks. Definitely mixed emotions here.

1

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 2d

I dunno, I’ll let you know how it goes.

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 2d

I once had an uncle that was a famous, talented painter. I was very, very proud of him.

He was not a good person, at least not to us.

And I haven’t spoken to him in 24 years.

And now I don’t have an uncle that was a famous painter anymore and I don’t know how I feel.

a woman says honestly i don 't know in a netflix ad

ALT: a woman says honestly i don 't know in a netflix ad

media.tenor.com

3 3

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 3d

Far beyond my meager skills.

1 1

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 4d

A reminder that you could, in fact, be swinging on a star, and carrying moonbeams home in a jar.

a couple sitting on a swing under a light bulb in the night sky

ALT: a couple sitting on a swing under a light bulb in the night sky

media.tenor.com

5

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 4d

I did this with mine last year (her third grade!) it was actually a lot of fun!

1 2

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 4d

My dude, is that the king knighting a queen?

1 1

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 4d

I was helping spouse with some website issues.

Babies want to go their cribs.

Now, they only do that when they want to jump and down and dance.

Everyone, turns out my 19 month twins unlocked my phone, turned on YouTube music, and managed to put on Kuduro.

Which I promise, we don’t play. Ever.

two south park characters standing next to each other with the words yeah but how

ALT: two south park characters standing next to each other with the words yeah but how

media.tenor.com

2

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 5d

Girls watch a random show on Netflix.

Theme song plays.

Wait. I know that song.

I’ve heard it.

But I don’t know the cartoon, how do I know the song?

It was from something… something cool, but I don’t reme.. oh.

OH.

So that’s the cartoon that goes with it.

Huh. Wouldn’t have thunk it.

a red cat mascot is playing drums on a stage .

Alt: a red cat mascot is playing drums on a stage . Insanely well.

media.tenor.com

1 7

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 5d

Oh yes, I do that all the time ;)

1

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 5d

Coding macros in ImageJ is the bane of my existence.

1 3

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 5d

And yes, I have chat got report to me like a Warcraft 2 grunt.

Zug zug.

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 5d

Be me.

Have a script that analyses images in ImageJ.

Plug it into ChatGPT and ask it to adapt so it runs for a TP0, generates masks, then applies those masks to the following TPs and does the processing.

ChatGPT: Job’s done!

Me: Everything broke. Why?

ChatGPT: Oh I did it when I simplified.

a close up of a cartoon character covering his eyes with his hands

ALT: a close up of a cartoon character covering his eyes with his hands

media.tenor.com

1

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 5d

Be me.

Have a script that analyses images in ImageJ.

Plug it into ChatGPT and ask it to adapt so it runs for a TP0, generates masks, then applies those masks to the following TPs and does the processing.

ChatGPT: Job’s done!

Me: Everything broke. Why?

ChatGPT: Oh I did it when I simplified.

a close up of a cartoon character covering his eyes with his hands

ALT: a close up of a cartoon character covering his eyes with his hands

media.tenor.com

6

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 7d

….

an illustration of a woman holding a chimpanzee with the words " least i can do is speak out "

ALT: an illustration of a woman holding a chimpanzee with the words " least i can do is speak out "

media.tenor.com

5 22

Joao Pereira @jdpereira.bsky.social · 7d

First batch of scrna-seq data and I’m like a kid in a candy store!!

Awesome work by @annaschreiber.bsky.social and analysis by the amazing @lrizzardi.bsky.social !!

I can’t put it down!

a cartoon of spongebob saying woot woot while holding a walkie talkie

ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying woot woot while holding a walkie talkie

media.tenor.com

15