Red and white team beats red and white team to advance to face red and white team.

Or the fact that AD was standing out of bounds with four seconds to go when he touched the ball.

I know you mention the Pistons as a whole but it would've been great to include one.
That said, I still enjoyed the article.

But is he open to trading for anyone on other teams' rosters?

Agreed. Luckily, nobody got hurt. That could've been a bad landing for Williams.

Fantasy implications!