Donny should try a compression turtleneck. Just a thought.

Ya think.

Let me see if I've got this right...You're NOT supposed to be off the bridge before burning it? Wow...who knew.

And these are the facial expressions of two soulless, vacuous 'entities'.

Now he can have someone ghost-write his tell-all.

That's not as reassuring as I'm certain it sounded...probably.

Oh HELL no! DC NEEDS a good bowling alley!

You have been slacking a bit. You used to make a guy change his path mid-stride with a simple raising of an eyebrow. Kept a lot of us pointed in the right direction...mostly. Keep raising that eyebrow! We're fully capable of screwing stuff up ourselves. Unless you would prefer we didn't.

And y'all are looking to field a DOZEN of these new boats?! I'm freaking IMPRESSED! Nicely done. Carry on.

Unfortunately, unless the responsible course of action is wrapped around a betting site or pyrotechnics, 'cost-effective, economically beneficial, and productive' gets lost in the ether.

This works because everyone knows the devil hates being mocked.

Somewhere there's one forward observer who's kicking himself.