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Quoting famous dumbass cercei lannister lmao
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
That kicker was surgical 🤌
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well it may be funny, but it's a felony
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
They're calling 'em the realest looking teeth you've ever seen, folks!
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
August 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In socialism, find what makes soldier stand tall?
August 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
March 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just a divine fart in the pink eye of creation
March 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When you're horny for stonks
February 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you add enough layers of abstractions, asking for mercy is hate, and mass deportation is love...
January 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
either of them
September 29, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Well at least they're neverfogetting!
September 9, 2024 at 5:02 PM
France is bacon
August 11, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Please tell the gentleman in the Expos hat I'm thinking about Delino DeShields
April 7, 2024 at 6:31 PM
DC is also perplexing...
December 16, 2023 at 11:18 PM
How Pumped was Dersh to get a call from Rolling Stone that wasn't about Jeffrey Epstein?
November 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
*Blowing on my Q dogwhistle so hard I choke on it*
October 21, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew
October 19, 2023 at 3:53 PM
...and that's just his legal team! *rimshot* thank you, I'll be there all night
September 30, 2023 at 6:10 PM
I can see why you wouldn't want cops popping testosterone and driving around the city even more aggressive than usual, but yeah for SEALs that seems like pretty much "what you want"...
September 29, 2023 at 8:50 PM