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jean
@jeanmachine.dev
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utter woke nonsense, failstack developer. seattle ➤ silicon valley. --- follows, rts ≠ endorsements
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · Aug 25
bridge.
golden gate bridge
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 1h
get smoked (i love this tag pbc applied to it, i cant see the replies)
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MUSHROOM PDS SHAMER @shame.evil.gay · 1h
❌ goose.art is NOT running on an independent PDS, and is hosted via https://porcini.us-east.host.bsky.network.
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 1h
@shame.evil.gay is this true
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 2h
one of the big problems i think is a lot of companies are now explicitly branding their ML products as "AI" because that attracts investors.
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Sae @crownedsaeraphim.bsky.social · 1d
The one and only.
Commission for @smiley.bgay.social
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 11h
wrong jimmy
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 13h
or smth like that it was bizarre i have 0 clue how to reproduce but just trust me here
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 13h
the wut ones easily the funniest here, zed does not handle pdfs well for some reason and if u fucking open them it just yeets away all of the data in the file. no joke.
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 13h
if my commits look like this you know im doing good work just trust me
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 13h
yeah, i think this is about where im at.
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 13h
50% of my commits are like a single line. or less. i find people who dont commit a lot an enigma.
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 13h
nvm daniel is that makes sense
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 13h
is hailey the only pbc employee selfhosting on main
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 13h
chat how often do you commit
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 15h
ill be totally honest im expecting this shutdown to last at minimum a month, like how the last one did
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 15h
the shutdown? is there any signs of it ending that soon?
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 15h
many are saying this
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max. @maxidango.bsky.social · 3d
rupatomo
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 16h
upsetting but i maintain hope
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 16h
*assuming the m's advance (or the jays honestly but i could not care less for tigers v. yankees)
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 16h
jeez, make sure ur getting compensated, FAA has regulations for getting certain compensation for flights delayed over 3 hours
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 16h
this sunday!
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 16h
any sf area oomfs wanna do a alcs watch party for at least one of the upcoming games with me. ik probably no one cares about baseball but i need this i stfg.
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 16h
why does signal desktop suck so much fucking ass
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 16h
I LOVE THE SEATTLE MARINERS
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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 21h
pds.jeanmachine.dev gets blocked and then unblocked at seemingly random intervals
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