She is! And she’s already accepted a position with the same company as her dad. Hard to believe that after March, there are no more swim meets, ever! Gman is still a Freshman though, so I’m not cast adrift from Mom Island quite yet.

It could be stress, but I’ve also had that happen more than once when there is noise around me. I have no science here, but I think sometimes certain soundwaves combine and our brian interprets it as “Mom” or “Jeny”.

Brilliant!

Same.

When I was a kid my idea of an "edgy joke" was a joke with a lot of swear words in it. Preferably "fuck" and "shit." I don't recall ever praising Hitler.

Also 20-40 year old are not "kids."