Belisuavious
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They will remember you were ready to run the place they were interested in seeing”
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
They will remember you were ready to run the place they were interested in seeing”
The old pathfinder dm guide had something like that when it was going over players being able to travel freely:
“Just use the throne room you’ve prepped. Players won’t notice these royal guards don’t have the perception bonus for being elves instead of humans but-“
“Just use the throne room you’ve prepped. Players won’t notice these royal guards don’t have the perception bonus for being elves instead of humans but-“
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The old pathfinder dm guide had something like that when it was going over players being able to travel freely:
“Just use the throne room you’ve prepped. Players won’t notice these royal guards don’t have the perception bonus for being elves instead of humans but-“
“Just use the throne room you’ve prepped. Players won’t notice these royal guards don’t have the perception bonus for being elves instead of humans but-“
There’s nothing quite as compelling as an idea that was *almost* interesting
January 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
There’s nothing quite as compelling as an idea that was *almost* interesting
*Kyle Katarn from Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight voice* “that’s not going to work”
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 PM
*Kyle Katarn from Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight voice* “that’s not going to work”
Oh absolutely, and that’s what they were going for I believe
It’s just that everyone could see the progress of the chaos army and knew it was stuck in kislev
It’s just that everyone could see the progress of the chaos army and knew it was stuck in kislev
January 23, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Oh absolutely, and that’s what they were going for I believe
It’s just that everyone could see the progress of the chaos army and knew it was stuck in kislev
It’s just that everyone could see the progress of the chaos army and knew it was stuck in kislev
Oh 100%, sucks to get your shit rocked especially when you’re brand new and just picked up the hobby.
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Oh 100%, sucks to get your shit rocked especially when you’re brand new and just picked up the hobby.
The real tragedy of the storm of chaos was that instead of running with what the stats told them was happening, GW just hand waved it all away so they could get their big battle in front of Middenheim
Which I can understand, they built an amazing table for it, worth checking out if you want
Which I can understand, they built an amazing table for it, worth checking out if you want
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The real tragedy of the storm of chaos was that instead of running with what the stats told them was happening, GW just hand waved it all away so they could get their big battle in front of Middenheim
Which I can understand, they built an amazing table for it, worth checking out if you want
Which I can understand, they built an amazing table for it, worth checking out if you want
Oh yeah, Brandy McNewman and their hastily gathered force of dipshits running into someone who’s been collecting and playing for multiple editions and their many cannons was always going to end poorly
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Oh yeah, Brandy McNewman and their hastily gathered force of dipshits running into someone who’s been collecting and playing for multiple editions and their many cannons was always going to end poorly
I guess not in the sense that chaos was the poster boys for fantasy back then, but because it was an army full of big dudes in armour that was pretty easy to paint and you didn’t need a lot of them to get a full sized army on the table
Plus the hellcannon was pretty cool
Plus the hellcannon was pretty cool
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I guess not in the sense that chaos was the poster boys for fantasy back then, but because it was an army full of big dudes in armour that was pretty easy to paint and you didn’t need a lot of them to get a full sized army on the table
Plus the hellcannon was pretty cool
Plus the hellcannon was pretty cool
Part of the issue was there was a lot of brand new players picking up chaos for the same reason space marines are a popular first army choice.
Literally a skill issue for the side of chaos.
Literally a skill issue for the side of chaos.
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Part of the issue was there was a lot of brand new players picking up chaos for the same reason space marines are a popular first army choice.
Literally a skill issue for the side of chaos.
Literally a skill issue for the side of chaos.
Wild, they give you rules and a framework to be a chaos warlord, and advice on how to run a campaign centered around it.
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Wild, they give you rules and a framework to be a chaos warlord, and advice on how to run a campaign centered around it.
Hey how’s brexit treating you?
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Hey how’s brexit treating you?
Which they already did in fantasy! They stopped a massive chaos invasion and then sat down and set up systems to make dealing with the next one less horrible.
So the next one, which was bigger, got stopped too! Things were pretty bad after that too, but again people are in a position to learn!
So the next one, which was bigger, got stopped too! Things were pretty bad after that too, but again people are in a position to learn!
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Which they already did in fantasy! They stopped a massive chaos invasion and then sat down and set up systems to make dealing with the next one less horrible.
So the next one, which was bigger, got stopped too! Things were pretty bad after that too, but again people are in a position to learn!
So the next one, which was bigger, got stopped too! Things were pretty bad after that too, but again people are in a position to learn!
“You have to win every time, the forces of evil only have to win once”
Yeah but that’s what makes it heroic! People are going to keep fighting and it’s great
Yeah but that’s what makes it heroic! People are going to keep fighting and it’s great
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
“You have to win every time, the forces of evil only have to win once”
Yeah but that’s what makes it heroic! People are going to keep fighting and it’s great
Yeah but that’s what makes it heroic! People are going to keep fighting and it’s great
“Game recognizes game” is a valid marketing strategy
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“Game recognizes game” is a valid marketing strategy
I loved tracing Felix’s as the books went on.
Always a bit of a toss up if I start him as a student or an agitator
Always a bit of a toss up if I start him as a student or an agitator
January 19, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I loved tracing Felix’s as the books went on.
Always a bit of a toss up if I start him as a student or an agitator
Always a bit of a toss up if I start him as a student or an agitator
You can see his self confidence rise and fall with his warpstone usage, and I think that’s lovely
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
You can see his self confidence rise and fall with his warpstone usage, and I think that’s lovely
All of that and they still come very close to winning. I love them so much, just a messy dysfunctional horde of rivals
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
All of that and they still come very close to winning. I love them so much, just a messy dysfunctional horde of rivals
I’ve read a bunch of the Gotrek and Felix books and Skavenslayer remains my favourite of all of them
January 13, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I’ve read a bunch of the Gotrek and Felix books and Skavenslayer remains my favourite of all of them
Every time there’s a chaos warriors internal monologue it’s the coolest shit ever. “So I learned to kill the best in the land and then went on a mystic quest for hellforged armour and enchanted weapons.”
And it’s like
Hell yeah, get that bag
And it’s like
Hell yeah, get that bag
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Every time there’s a chaos warriors internal monologue it’s the coolest shit ever. “So I learned to kill the best in the land and then went on a mystic quest for hellforged armour and enchanted weapons.”
And it’s like
Hell yeah, get that bag
And it’s like
Hell yeah, get that bag