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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 1h

Danny Ocean & crew steal the one thing no one thought could be stolen; the Epstein File, hilarity ensues.

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 2h

hush money check cleared

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 3h

On the 7th day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Seven Bondi a-lying...
Six fleece a-fleecing...
Five gold failings…
Four fireballing boats…
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 3h

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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 20h

AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 4h

Those damn 'anarkists'

Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 5h

Tyrannysaurus-Rex

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 5h

On the 6th day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Six fleece a-fleecing...
Five gold failings…
Four fireballing boats…
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.

Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 3d

Such a great show. I still live by the motto, Don’t whiz on the electric fence!

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 3d

When I was young I thought Eddie Rabbitt was a cartoon character, I’m assuming Bad Bunny is the same?

Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 3d

Happy happy joy joy

Happy Jumping GIF

ALT: Happy Jumping GIF

media.tenor.com

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 3d

This clap-back is 🔥

“You think my self-worth is determined by your opinion of me when in reality I know for a fact that I was better than you the day I was born.”

"Your grandparents were born on third base, mine were born in the parking lot but still managed to score before you.” Holy shit!

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 3d

On the 5th day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Five gold failings…
Four fireballing boats…
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.

Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 4d

Who’s this Taylor person I’m hearing so much about lately?

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 4d

On the 4th day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Four fireballing boats
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.

Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 5d

All of them.

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 5d

On the 3rd day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.

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tweety @bluskypolitics.bsky.social · 5d

📌 The entire world 🌎 is
laughing at America now 🐥

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 5d

Sport good, Hispanish song bad…drink Brawndo.

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 5d

Great command of the language on display here

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 5d

Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”

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Judge You Harshly 🦋✌️🤟🖖 @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 5d

ALLEGEDLY you could report unseasonable “icy” or “snowy” conditions at a location on the existing Waze app and have essentially the same effect as ICEBlock. ✌️😎

404 Media @404media.co · 5d

New: Apple just removed ICEBlock, the app for reporting sightings of ICE, from its App Store after DOJ pressure. ICEBlock's developer tells 404 Media "we are determined to fight this."

"Capitulating to an authoritarian regime is never the right move."

www.404media.co/iceblock-own...

ICEBlock Owner After Apple Removes App: ‘We Are Determined to Fight This’

Apple removed ICEBlock reportedly after direct pressure from Department of Justice officials. “I am incredibly disappointed by Apple's actions today. Capitulating to an authoritarian regime is never t...

www.404media.co

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 5d

The first result will be an Ad. possibly a Ad for AI.

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 5d

Is that Rob Lowe? or Rob Lowrent?

Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 5d

I’llwrite, I’llwrite, I’llwrite

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Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 6d

Psst…Apple, come closer, closer still, tiny bit more….
I DON’T WANT A FUCKING FOLDING PHONE OR AI SMART GLASSES!!! Christ on a cracker, just make my phone and laptop better, like maybe a touchscreen MacBook Pro?