Turns out Air Force One was delayed because it shat itself, it unexpectedly unloaded before departure.
It was thought that Trump would change into something more comfortable, like the racy little number Qatar had gifted him, but his security detail insisted on something with greater protection.
It was thought that Trump would change into something more comfortable, like the racy little number Qatar had gifted him, but his security detail insisted on something with greater protection.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Turns out Air Force One was delayed because it shat itself, it unexpectedly unloaded before departure.
It was thought that Trump would change into something more comfortable, like the racy little number Qatar had gifted him, but his security detail insisted on something with greater protection.
It was thought that Trump would change into something more comfortable, like the racy little number Qatar had gifted him, but his security detail insisted on something with greater protection.
Looks like America is sending the navy to Iran to see if they have all the Trump-Epstein files. Let's see how that goes...
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Looks like America is sending the navy to Iran to see if they have all the Trump-Epstein files. Let's see how that goes...
What about this lot:
· NewsBiscuit. News and biscuits, what’s not to like? Clearly the news, it’s madness out there, sorry for asking
· Truth or Satire? Play spot the difference at NewsBiscuit (Current difficulty setting is Very Hard)
· News? Not this time fucko, you’ve just been NewsBiscuited.
· NewsBiscuit. News and biscuits, what’s not to like? Clearly the news, it’s madness out there, sorry for asking
· Truth or Satire? Play spot the difference at NewsBiscuit (Current difficulty setting is Very Hard)
· News? Not this time fucko, you’ve just been NewsBiscuited.
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
What about this lot:
· NewsBiscuit. News and biscuits, what’s not to like? Clearly the news, it’s madness out there, sorry for asking
· Truth or Satire? Play spot the difference at NewsBiscuit (Current difficulty setting is Very Hard)
· News? Not this time fucko, you’ve just been NewsBiscuited.
· NewsBiscuit. News and biscuits, what’s not to like? Clearly the news, it’s madness out there, sorry for asking
· Truth or Satire? Play spot the difference at NewsBiscuit (Current difficulty setting is Very Hard)
· News? Not this time fucko, you’ve just been NewsBiscuited.
Trying out some new tag lines for www.newsbiscuit.com
· NewsBiscuit: Your crumbly side piece for your mug of news
· The News eh? NewsBiscuit laughs in the face of it
· Fancy a bit of satire? Why not indulge in a teatime treat before the news smacks that stupid grin off your face
· NewsBiscuit: Your crumbly side piece for your mug of news
· The News eh? NewsBiscuit laughs in the face of it
· Fancy a bit of satire? Why not indulge in a teatime treat before the news smacks that stupid grin off your face
January 20, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Trying out some new tag lines for www.newsbiscuit.com
· NewsBiscuit: Your crumbly side piece for your mug of news
· The News eh? NewsBiscuit laughs in the face of it
· Fancy a bit of satire? Why not indulge in a teatime treat before the news smacks that stupid grin off your face
· NewsBiscuit: Your crumbly side piece for your mug of news
· The News eh? NewsBiscuit laughs in the face of it
· Fancy a bit of satire? Why not indulge in a teatime treat before the news smacks that stupid grin off your face
Plan for Peace in Greenland, put together piece by piece
www.newsbiscuit.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 PM
My plan for Denmark to calm things down over Greenland is for them to "award" Trump this prize.
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
My plan for Denmark to calm things down over Greenland is for them to "award" Trump this prize.
Following a recipe, it says “Double, double toil and trouble”, is that equal amounts of both or an eight to one toil to trouble ratio?
It’s bubbling away nicely at the moment.
It’s bubbling away nicely at the moment.
January 19, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Following a recipe, it says “Double, double toil and trouble”, is that equal amounts of both or an eight to one toil to trouble ratio?
It’s bubbling away nicely at the moment.
It’s bubbling away nicely at the moment.
What have we got left now, Subbuteo giving it's 1971 Game of the Year Award to FIFA, who then gives it to the Russian installed leader of the "Make Greenland America Party"? What's going on?
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 PM
What have we got left now, Subbuteo giving it's 1971 Game of the Year Award to FIFA, who then gives it to the Russian installed leader of the "Make Greenland America Party"? What's going on?
🎵Grok'll fix it....Grok'll fix it for yoooouuu🎵
The preferred AI choice for that certain type of user
The preferred AI choice for that certain type of user
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM
🎵Grok'll fix it....Grok'll fix it for yoooouuu🎵
The preferred AI choice for that certain type of user
The preferred AI choice for that certain type of user
We need to stand by NATO more than ever. Never Allow Trump Occupation,
Never Agree To Oppression and No American Traitorous Oligarchs.
(New Acronyms Tested Out)
Never Agree To Oppression and No American Traitorous Oligarchs.
(New Acronyms Tested Out)
January 13, 2026 at 7:29 AM
We need to stand by NATO more than ever. Never Allow Trump Occupation,
Never Agree To Oppression and No American Traitorous Oligarchs.
(New Acronyms Tested Out)
Never Agree To Oppression and No American Traitorous Oligarchs.
(New Acronyms Tested Out)
Iraqi immigrants involved in tax scams are now just taking top Reform jobs.
It's political correctness gone mad
It's political correctness gone mad
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Iraqi immigrants involved in tax scams are now just taking top Reform jobs.
It's political correctness gone mad
It's political correctness gone mad
Reform ltd. looking through Nadhim Zahawi's Ministerial code breaches and dismissal entry on Wikipedia.
"Nice, you're hired"
"Nice, you're hired"
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Reform ltd. looking through Nadhim Zahawi's Ministerial code breaches and dismissal entry on Wikipedia.
"Nice, you're hired"
"Nice, you're hired"
Power Grab Trading Cards – Putin makes an offer to Trump
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January 11, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Do you see a gold dress, or an ICE agent murdering someone?
January 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Do you see a gold dress, or an ICE agent murdering someone?
Power Grab Trading Cards – Putin makes an offer to Trump
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Power Grab Trading Cards – Putin makes an offer to Trump
Think I will post this again, new logo for ICE
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Think I will post this again, new logo for ICE
Question, can you return a country after invading it as long as it is just within 3 years of doing so? Asking for a special friend.
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Question, can you return a country after invading it as long as it is just within 3 years of doing so? Asking for a special friend.
In a deranged post, Trump renames Venezuela as The Gulf of FIFA Peace Prize
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
In a deranged post, Trump renames Venezuela as The Gulf of FIFA Peace Prize
China will shortly be declaring the president of Taiwan a dangerous narco terrorist and will be using America's award winning peace methods to do something about it...
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
China will shortly be declaring the president of Taiwan a dangerous narco terrorist and will be using America's award winning peace methods to do something about it...
Anyone else really excited about seeing the shortlist for the new FIFA Bomb Venezuela Prize? Who could it be?
January 3, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Anyone else really excited about seeing the shortlist for the new FIFA Bomb Venezuela Prize? Who could it be?
Trump's big announcement today will be presenting the award for Best Peace Prize to FIFA
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Trump's big announcement today will be presenting the award for Best Peace Prize to FIFA
Some people are saying that Hallmark has made a Peace Prize for Trump for ending the war on Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Some people are saying that Hallmark has made a Peace Prize for Trump for ending the war on Christmas
Hey newspapers out there, wanna buy a headline?
"Black Hawk Black Ops Black Beard Black Gold"
"Black Hawk Black Ops Black Beard Black Gold"
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Hey newspapers out there, wanna buy a headline?
"Black Hawk Black Ops Black Beard Black Gold"
"Black Hawk Black Ops Black Beard Black Gold"