Stick shift is a millennial anti-theft device

There was another Kim in Manassas who didn't bother paying her car payments and her credit was a wreck. If I'd known how common her name would end up being, I would have ended up having both of our named hyphenated

If it makes you feel any better my wife and I got called on our anniversary by the owner of our rental house to tell us to get out. Some days it's "everyone is cool" others its "what an asshole!" right?

I have the Qello concerts bundled onto Amazon Prime. I've been watching Queens of the Stone Age and The Cure party with The Red Hot Chili Peppers