Jeff Girgenti
@jeffgirgenti.bsky.social
Baseball, travel, poker, #TrustTheProcess, @msExcel, Seinfeld / Curb Your Enthusiasm references.
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game by Michael Lewis
The only book that changed the way I think about everything
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The only book that changed the way I think about everything
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December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game by Michael Lewis
The only book that changed the way I think about everything
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The only book that changed the way I think about everything
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Me, answering the Atlantic Ocean vs grocery store question:
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me, answering the Atlantic Ocean vs grocery store question:
Almost like Tenet
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Almost like Tenet
Quiz scored me as a "bonafide New Yorker" even though I'm just somebody who visits and knows things. On the other hand I doubt that I would get 18 out of 25 for anyplace that I actually ever did live.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Quiz scored me as a "bonafide New Yorker" even though I'm just somebody who visits and knows things. On the other hand I doubt that I would get 18 out of 25 for anyplace that I actually ever did live.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
We passed the point of no return when Oreo released a cookies and cream flavor...and then somehow went further with non-alcoholic White Claw.
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
We passed the point of no return when Oreo released a cookies and cream flavor...and then somehow went further with non-alcoholic White Claw.
Realmuto 🤝 LeBron
Pointing when your teammate fucks up
Pointing when your teammate fucks up
October 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Realmuto 🤝 LeBron
Pointing when your teammate fucks up
Pointing when your teammate fucks up
Recently moved from the Pine Barrens to Margate, so I'm somewhere in this sextant.
October 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Recently moved from the Pine Barrens to Margate, so I'm somewhere in this sextant.
Orel Hershiser in Sep 1988 was top 2 best month anyone was at their job ever. 6 starts, 55 innings, 0 runs. Only denied a sixth straight complete game shutout because the Dodgers didn't score.
September 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Orel Hershiser in Sep 1988 was top 2 best month anyone was at their job ever. 6 starts, 55 innings, 0 runs. Only denied a sixth straight complete game shutout because the Dodgers didn't score.
Also in the category of proud of a bet that's not going to hit, this one from May seemed insane that they offered it with 2/3rds of the season left
September 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Also in the category of proud of a bet that's not going to hit, this one from May seemed insane that they offered it with 2/3rds of the season left
Maybe it's a trend and all the worst people are associated with a 666 building in NYC and get the address changed.
See Jared Kushner and 666 Fifth Avenue becoming 660 Fifth Avenue
See Jared Kushner and 666 Fifth Avenue becoming 660 Fifth Avenue
August 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Maybe it's a trend and all the worst people are associated with a 666 building in NYC and get the address changed.
See Jared Kushner and 666 Fifth Avenue becoming 660 Fifth Avenue
See Jared Kushner and 666 Fifth Avenue becoming 660 Fifth Avenue
Your reply was shown as hidden to me because I literally have "mock draft" and "NFL draft" muted 😂
Even less interesting than trade rumors!
Even less interesting than trade rumors!
July 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Your reply was shown as hidden to me because I literally have "mock draft" and "NFL draft" muted 😂
Even less interesting than trade rumors!
Even less interesting than trade rumors!
I prefer my medieval knights to be found at the Jersey Shore...under Polish Water Ice parlor
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I prefer my medieval knights to be found at the Jersey Shore...under Polish Water Ice parlor
Earned myself a block from @mmwritessf.bsky.social for this
July 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Earned myself a block from @mmwritessf.bsky.social for this
I never thought about which ballpark was second... probably would have guessed Pittsburgh. This set me off to do a quick search and wow is there a big gap between Colorado and everyone else.
May 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I never thought about which ballpark was second... probably would have guessed Pittsburgh. This set me off to do a quick search and wow is there a big gap between Colorado and everyone else.
I thought about this too. Maybe we'll finally get another episode of 88% Parentheticals
May 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I thought about this too. Maybe we'll finally get another episode of 88% Parentheticals
Joba Chamberlain did it backwards... turned his Tommy John surgery scar into a tattoo
March 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Joba Chamberlain did it backwards... turned his Tommy John surgery scar into a tattoo
That time I saw this van and thought "You can set the thermostat but can't control what temperature comes out of the vent."
March 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
That time I saw this van and thought "You can set the thermostat but can't control what temperature comes out of the vent."
Royals vs Rangers?
March 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Royals vs Rangers?
This is the elevator you have to take to get to that restaurant
March 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This is the elevator you have to take to get to that restaurant
Joanne Galloway I could see, but Daniel Kaffee and Sam Weinberg are good attorneys.
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Joanne Galloway I could see, but Daniel Kaffee and Sam Weinberg are good attorneys.
My daughter Julia's Halloween costume
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My daughter Julia's Halloween costume