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Jeff Girgenti
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Baseball, travel, poker, #TrustTheProcess, @msExcel, Seinfeld / Curb Your Enthusiasm references.
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game by Michael Lewis

The only book that changed the way I think about everything

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December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me, answering the Atlantic Ocean vs grocery store question:
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Almost like Tenet
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Quiz scored me as a "bonafide New Yorker" even though I'm just somebody who visits and knows things. On the other hand I doubt that I would get 18 out of 25 for anyplace that I actually ever did live.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We passed the point of no return when Oreo released a cookies and cream flavor...and then somehow went further with non-alcoholic White Claw.
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Realmuto 🤝 LeBron

Pointing when your teammate fucks up
October 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Recently moved from the Pine Barrens to Margate, so I'm somewhere in this sextant.
October 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
October 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Orel Hershiser in Sep 1988 was top 2 best month anyone was at their job ever. 6 starts, 55 innings, 0 runs. Only denied a sixth straight complete game shutout because the Dodgers didn't score.
September 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Also in the category of proud of a bet that's not going to hit, this one from May seemed insane that they offered it with 2/3rds of the season left
September 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
August 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Maybe it's a trend and all the worst people are associated with a 666 building in NYC and get the address changed.

See Jared Kushner and 666 Fifth Avenue becoming 660 Fifth Avenue
August 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Your reply was shown as hidden to me because I literally have "mock draft" and "NFL draft" muted 😂

Even less interesting than trade rumors!
July 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I prefer my medieval knights to be found at the Jersey Shore...under Polish Water Ice parlor
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Earned myself a block from ‪@mmwritessf.bsky.social‬ for this
July 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
July 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I never thought about which ballpark was second... probably would have guessed Pittsburgh. This set me off to do a quick search and wow is there a big gap between Colorado and everyone else.
May 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I thought about this too. Maybe we'll finally get another episode of 88% Parentheticals
May 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Joba Chamberlain did it backwards... turned his Tommy John surgery scar into a tattoo
March 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That time I saw this van and thought "You can set the thermostat but can't control what temperature comes out of the vent."
March 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Royals vs Rangers?
March 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is the elevator you have to take to get to that restaurant
March 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Joanne Galloway I could see, but Daniel Kaffee and Sam Weinberg are good attorneys.
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My daughter Julia's Halloween costume
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM