If you stole peanut butter, it'd make you a smoooooooth criminal

(Just to clarify, making an account is *also* free...it's just you can't comment without making an account. That's what I meant to say. Someday maybe Bluesky will invent a way to edit words...)

Now SpaghettiOs, that's a solid product. Chef Boyardee, a real Italian icon there

But the thesaurus is sacred, hallowed, cherished, divine, revered, sanctified, consecrated...