Jeff Kleinman
@jeffkleinman.bsky.social
Miami Herald | consumer team editor
💵Health | Shopping | Travel | Real estate
📝Story sculptor, Clarity clinician
🍊Florida man, Mr. 305, Family guy
💵Health | Shopping | Travel | Real estate
📝Story sculptor, Clarity clinician
🍊Florida man, Mr. 305, Family guy
Today, I am heading to Sawgrass Mills mall’s 6 a.m. opening for #BlackFriday.
What will I find there?
What will I find there?
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Today, I am heading to Sawgrass Mills mall’s 6 a.m. opening for #BlackFriday.
What will I find there?
What will I find there?
Passes the pup test. #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Passes the pup test. #HappyThanksgiving
The right food is on the table. The kind with ridges from the can. #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The right food is on the table. The kind with ridges from the can. #Thanksgiving
A colleague who made a small update on a news article today jokingly said I should stop the presses.
I did just that 25 years ago.
Here’s why:
gatewayjr.org/throwback-to...
I did just that 25 years ago.
Here’s why:
gatewayjr.org/throwback-to...
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A colleague who made a small update on a news article today jokingly said I should stop the presses.
I did just that 25 years ago.
Here’s why:
gatewayjr.org/throwback-to...
I did just that 25 years ago.
Here’s why:
gatewayjr.org/throwback-to...
Business plan:
My better half didn’t take my takeout food order. But she did take my sauce order.
Because it’s all about the sauce.
My better half didn’t take my takeout food order. But she did take my sauce order.
Because it’s all about the sauce.
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Business plan:
My better half didn’t take my takeout food order. But she did take my sauce order.
Because it’s all about the sauce.
My better half didn’t take my takeout food order. But she did take my sauce order.
Because it’s all about the sauce.
Drop some rain on South Florida and what do you get?
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Drop some rain on South Florida and what do you get?
I lost my credit card. I canceled and replaced. Then I found my credit card. I also found this.
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I lost my credit card. I canceled and replaced. Then I found my credit card. I also found this.
The two-point conversion was sponsored by Dos Equis. Maybe Sara Lee should sponsor turnovers.
September 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The two-point conversion was sponsored by Dos Equis. Maybe Sara Lee should sponsor turnovers.
A Miami Beach you may not know
I am a child of North Beach.
open.substack.com
September 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Remembering my mom on the sixth anniversary of her death. We didn’t have a memorial candle, so we lit a room freshener candle instead. She would have liked that!
September 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Remembering my mom on the sixth anniversary of her death. We didn’t have a memorial candle, so we lit a room freshener candle instead. She would have liked that!
Kraft and Heinz are splitting up?! Does this mean I can no longer legally put ketchup on my mac and cheese?
September 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Kraft and Heinz are splitting up?! Does this mean I can no longer legally put ketchup on my mac and cheese?
A tragedy hits home www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
Granddaughters of Miami childhood education advocate David Lawrence die in Texas flood
The girls were 8-year-old twins, Lawrence said.
www.miamiherald.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A tragedy hits home www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
For years, our family headed to the shore of Dumfoundling Bay, where we watched a multitude of July 4 fireworks in the distance along the Atlantic coast. Mom and Dad would stay upstairs to clean up from our indoor picnic. We would then rejoin them in their cool apartment for dessert and TV specials
July 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
For years, our family headed to the shore of Dumfoundling Bay, where we watched a multitude of July 4 fireworks in the distance along the Atlantic coast. Mom and Dad would stay upstairs to clean up from our indoor picnic. We would then rejoin them in their cool apartment for dessert and TV specials
If it’s July 4, you know what aisle we’re in.
July 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If it’s July 4, you know what aisle we’re in.
Freedom to pursue appropriate activities today — coffee, book, and later Impossible “meat.”
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Freedom to pursue appropriate activities today — coffee, book, and later Impossible “meat.”
Dave Barry on some serious Fourth of July issues open.substack.com/pub/davebarr...
Independence Day
A Time to Grill.
open.substack.com
July 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Dave Barry on some serious Fourth of July issues open.substack.com/pub/davebarr...
Getting used to the pizza cake in Chicago
June 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Getting used to the pizza cake in Chicago
When someone asks how I spent Saturday night, should I tell them?
May 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When someone asks how I spent Saturday night, should I tell them?
Once I finish this, maybe I’ll get back to “The Power Broker” and “Hamilton.”
May 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Once I finish this, maybe I’ll get back to “The Power Broker” and “Hamilton.”
Seeing this in the magazine rack made me go full 1970s. So I bought some V-8.
May 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Seeing this in the magazine rack made me go full 1970s. So I bought some V-8.
In Miami, we made a poster of our famous Hurricane Andrew headlines from 1992.
April 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In Miami, we made a poster of our famous Hurricane Andrew headlines from 1992.
Six-pack of info!
April 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Six-pack of info!
Editors leave legacies.
One invented the term “skyjack.” Another wrote the most famous headline ever: “Headless body found in topless bar.”
Me?
Hmm ... Let me see …
I did come up with the phrase “Toxic Tush.”
In newspaper days, a big story had to be told in 3 words that hit you on the head.
One invented the term “skyjack.” Another wrote the most famous headline ever: “Headless body found in topless bar.”
Me?
Hmm ... Let me see …
I did come up with the phrase “Toxic Tush.”
In newspaper days, a big story had to be told in 3 words that hit you on the head.
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Editors leave legacies.
One invented the term “skyjack.” Another wrote the most famous headline ever: “Headless body found in topless bar.”
Me?
Hmm ... Let me see …
I did come up with the phrase “Toxic Tush.”
In newspaper days, a big story had to be told in 3 words that hit you on the head.
One invented the term “skyjack.” Another wrote the most famous headline ever: “Headless body found in topless bar.”
Me?
Hmm ... Let me see …
I did come up with the phrase “Toxic Tush.”
In newspaper days, a big story had to be told in 3 words that hit you on the head.
What happens when you need coffee to make coffee to start the workday
April 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What happens when you need coffee to make coffee to start the workday